Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Fri Oct-31-03 06:50 PM
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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

...... Because she was a woman!

:D I love it, just heard that joke from a friend of mine. I'm a woman so it's safe to tell it.

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Wolfman 11

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Fri Oct-31-03 06:52 PM
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1. I've always wondered why they put braille on the keypads to drivethru ATMs

Now I realize it must be for women, too.

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DS1

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Fri Oct-31-03 06:56 PM
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3. nah, that's for when guys like me take blind girls on dates..

We can back up through the drive-through ATM so she can pay for the movie.

ba-dum-tiss

/just made that up, and am pretty proud of self

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Wolfman 11

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Fri Oct-31-03 07:16 PM
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6. very nice...

devious, shameless, and inappropriate. I like it.

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JVS

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Fri Oct-31-03 06:53 PM
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2. How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Clean answer: they moved the furniture.
Dirty answer: they left the plunger in the toilet.

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alarimer

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Fri Oct-31-03 07:09 PM
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4. terrible

But sort of funny! Still I guess I don't fit the stereotype of bad female driver. No tickets, no accidents. In fact GEICO lowered my rates- I have not had a claim in 10 years with them. In fact it is the males in my family who get the tickets and (almost) cost my Mom her insurance. I told her she should get a policy of her own and let my dad fend for himself. LOL

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izzie

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Fri Oct-31-03 07:15 PM
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5. In the mid-60's these jokes were just every place,

Funny to hear then once more.

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alwynsw

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Fri Oct-31-03 07:21 PM
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7. Ever see her nightclub act?

She sang with her right hand and played piano with her left.

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