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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:52 PM
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i hit a bug whilst driving on the interstate early this morning
it splattered a bright mustard yellow color across my windshield
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:53 PM
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1. MURDERER!
Did you bury it?
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:54 PM
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4. i guess i could scrape the remaining body parts from my window now
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:53 PM
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2. are you sure it wasn't a squid?
:P
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:54 PM
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5. no... not a squid
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:53 PM
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3. What kind of bug?
Tell us more!
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:56 PM
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7. it had bright yellow intestines
that's all i know
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:55 PM
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6. poor bug


poor sundog.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:56 PM
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9. i'm feeling guilty
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:56 PM
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8. Are you upset at killing it, or at messing up your car?
Inquiring minds want to know?
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 01:04 PM
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13. i wonder if it had a family
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:56 PM
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10. probably the last thing that went through its mind
Edited on Tue Aug-16-05 12:57 PM by sui generis
when it happened was its ass.

:rofl:
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 01:04 PM
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14. haha
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 01:18 PM
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20. Damn it, you beat me to it!
That's one of my favorite jokes.

Redstone
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:57 PM
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11. Wasn't the first time, won't be the last.
Look on the bright side... um... it didn't fly into your mouth.

Sorry, best I could do.

:hi:
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 01:05 PM
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15. that made me feel better
can you tell?
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 12:58 PM
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12. "it splattered a bright mustard yellow color"
Probably sucked the blood of rethuglicans.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 01:05 PM
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16. every cloud has a silver lining
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 01:11 PM
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17. another case of blatant insectism on DU
will the horror never end
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 01:13 PM
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18. next you'll probably drown your squid
:eyes:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 01:17 PM
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19. Delete
Edited on Tue Aug-16-05 01:20 PM by billyskank
Joke had already been cracked. x(
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