Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

A bit of levity amongst Hurricane Preparations in Louisiana

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread		 This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:30 PM
Original message
A bit of levity amongst Hurricane Preparations in Louisiana
NEW ORLEANS, my favorite city in the known universe has an ordnance which has been in effect for about five years. When Katrina passes on and we rebuild, there is no doubt you will want to visit the Big Easy. Keep in mind that it is against the law to have sex in public IF THE PURPOSE OF SUCH AN ACT IS TO DRAW A CROWD.

I may ask the city fathers to waive that ordnance for an appropriate period of time to help the locals and visitors as well get over the effects Katrina has on the world's greatest city.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:31 PM
Response to Original message
1. are you serious ? *grin* nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:35 PM
Response to Reply #1
4. ABSOLUTELY
The genesis of the ordnance: The Gay community has their annual Southern Decadence Festival in New Orleans over Labor Day Weekend, (next weekend.) About five years ago a Baptist "Minister" took a video camera down to the quarter and videtaped activity for hours and hours and hours (most likely for private consumption.) He took the tapes to the city council on his high horse and insisted that the powers that be do something about the "decadence." I think someone with a sense of humor craftily worded the ordnance.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:33 PM
Response to Original message
2. i've always wanted to visit your fair city
THAT just might give me the 'kick in the pants' i need :D
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:37 PM
Response to Reply #2
5. MATCOM has never been to New Orleans?
How dare you! If you are averse to mass quantities of alcohol and random acts of nudeness and food that is totally incredible then stay away. Otherwise, come on down. But not right now.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:51 PM
Response to Reply #5
7. boy do YOU speak my language!
:D

alcohol? nudeness? food?

shit. i'm coming down RIGHT NOW (fuck that hurricane shite)! :D
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
geomon666 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:35 PM
Response to Original message
3. Dumblaws.com has a million of them
For instance, it's against the law in the State of Floriduh to have sex with a porcupine.

I don't know which is worse, the law, or the fact that someone had to do it for it to be against the law and got caught.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 02:48 PM
Response to Original message
6. What if you don't mean to draw a crowd?
Is it okay then?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
geomon666 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 03:02 PM
Response to Original message
8. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
in Florida. :shrug:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 03:05 PM
Response to Original message
9. "Son, are y'all tryin' to draw a crowd?" "Nossir, officer."
"OK, move along then."
Love it.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May 16th 2024, 04:59 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC