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Buckle up for a mini-rant called, "Welcome to my World of Complete and Total Idiocy" or "Dilbert's Boss Ain't Got Nothin' on Mine":
**** Hi, I'm a small business owner, but you'd never know it! Why? Because I can't be bothered with it. Oh sure, my employees need my approval before they can do anything at my business, (like paying bills so utilities don't get shut off.)--and they'll get it as soon as I'm done with my golf game. Or maybe in a few days when I'm back from the secret vacation I took. Or fuck that, maybe I'll extend the vacation, let them know I'm out of town halfway through, then hope for the best. Why? Because I'm a goddamned irresponsible idiot.
When I get back to town, I'll email my assistant a litany of things that I only know are problems because my assistant told me they were. I won't say I know about them because the assistant told me. Rather, I will act as if I knew all along and will make sure to impress upon my employees that this problem, (yeah, the one I ignored for a week), must be dealt with immediately. I will also ask for updates on projects that I never actually told my employees about at all and will act shocked that they did not know of them. Why? Say it with me, Because I'm a goddamned irresponsible idiot! ****
GAHH! I can't take it any MORE! :banghead: And that's only a teeny tiny part of the idiot pie!
Thank god I have a job interview this afternoon. Couldn't have come at a better time.
Thanks for letting me rant, DUers.
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