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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:42 PM Original message |
how many girls would let a guy massage them.... |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:49 PM Response to Original message |
1. because there is no good reason to offer to massage my back |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:04 PM Response to Reply #1 |
6. believe it or not... |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:07 PM Response to Reply #6 |
12. my point is if i didnt want to sleep with you i wouldnt let you |
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Maraya1969 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 03:02 PM Response to Reply #6 |
160. SEE You answered your own question. Men NEVER just want to |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:05 PM Response to Reply #1 |
7. I guess I've fallen into the latter category |
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Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 06:03 PM Response to Reply #7 |
167. Like taking pictures |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:51 PM Response to Original message |
2. Ha! This has got to be the funniest thread of the day! |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:05 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. but I've got 6 cats!!! |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:06 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. No, but it qualifies the cats for a little petting... |
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Kire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 01:37 PM Response to Reply #2 |
139. I think you're right. |
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I Have A Dream (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:59 PM Response to Original message |
3. Who are "you people"? Us at DU, women...? |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:15 PM Response to Reply #3 |
19. of course I'm generalizing... |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:18 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. I think you need to |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:20 PM Response to Reply #19 |
24. Sounds like your ideal world is a soft core porno film |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:23 PM Response to Reply #24 |
29. No, now you're confusing him with me |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:27 PM Response to Reply #24 |
35. give me one good reason... |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:33 PM Response to Reply #35 |
41. Most of us need more than "clean and safe" to be sexually attracted |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:37 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. Holiday Inns are clean and safe (supposedly) |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:40 PM Response to Reply #42 |
45. Clean and safe... except under ultraviolet light... |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:41 PM Response to Reply #45 |
73. Oh, I know. I try not to think about that after I saw that video expose. |
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Ouabache (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 11:29 PM Response to Reply #42 |
114. Hey remember that Loggins and Messina song with the line, |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 11:21 PM Response to Reply #41 |
113. sorry, but I meant that the attractive part was assumed as well |
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gardenista (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:30 PM Response to Reply #35 |
104. "You Ladypeople"? ROFL! Ok, sorry, I didn't mean to be snide to you |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:21 PM Response to Reply #19 |
27. LMAO!! "Let's go somewhere and get naked" |
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mongo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 05:56 PM Response to Reply #27 |
110. At least that's a better pick-up line |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:22 PM Response to Reply #19 |
28. did you mean to say "without all the other rigor mortis" ? |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:28 PM Response to Reply #28 |
36. rigamoroll. ...sorry, don't know how to spell it |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:30 PM Response to Reply #36 |
40. I prefer Rigatoni myself. |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:59 PM Response to Original message |
4. to add i think women should be far more guarded than they are |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:05 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. You're absolutely right. |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:07 PM Response to Reply #4 |
13. Call me an honorary woman, then |
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bleedingheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:07 PM Response to Reply #4 |
14. I agree...far too many women are too trusting.... |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:18 PM Response to Reply #4 |
22. exactly my point... |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:29 PM Response to Reply #22 |
38. You tell women about your website and cats so that they will trust you? |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 11:30 PM Response to Reply #38 |
115. nice suggestion, in theory |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:37 PM Response to Reply #22 |
43. i once dated a sociopath you had cats |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:40 PM Response to Reply #43 |
46. True |
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MsAnthropy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:02 PM Response to Original message |
5. Sorry, you've got to talk to us first |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:11 PM Response to Reply #5 |
16. We have to actually listen to you, too |
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MsAnthropy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:13 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. True--harder than it looks! |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:20 PM Response to Reply #17 |
23. Tell me about it |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:21 PM Response to Reply #5 |
26. in that case, do you wanna hear the world's most chauvinistic joke? |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:25 PM Response to Reply #26 |
32. I think we all just read the world's most chauvinistic joke |
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progmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:27 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. ... |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 11:34 PM Response to Reply #32 |
116. ...it's actually worked a couple of times, so nyah nyah |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 11:46 PM Response to Reply #116 |
119. Sure |
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MsAnthropy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:26 PM Response to Reply #26 |
33. Lydia summed it up in post #20 below |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 02:37 PM Response to Reply #33 |
157. why not tell? you're amongst random strangers |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:29 PM Response to Reply #26 |
37. We're not talking cookbooks here--"Converse for one hour until horny." |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:40 PM Response to Reply #37 |
72. Best. Post. Ever. |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 02:36 PM Response to Reply #37 |
154. which is why I'm willing to settle for random women with issues. |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 02:36 PM Response to Reply #37 |
155. ...sort of like voting for Kerry :) |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
11. Oh man. |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
15. in all fairness, as a guy, I wouldn't let some dude give me a massage |
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DJ MEW (432 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:15 PM Response to Original message |
18. As a gay guy |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
20. Sounds like you're trying to use massage as a sneaky way of |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 11:35 PM Response to Reply #20 |
118. thanks, that's good advice, except, again, in my case... |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 11:49 PM Response to Reply #118 |
120. Then be prepared for |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 05:21 PM Response to Reply #118 |
166. You don't have that kind of TIME? |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:21 PM Response to Original message |
25. um |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:24 PM Response to Reply #25 |
30. Yes, if it's an established lover, no problem |
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LaurenG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:25 PM Response to Original message |
31. Depends on the guy |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 12:28 AM Response to Reply #31 |
123. damn, too bad you don't live near me :) |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
39. So...who wants a backrub? |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:39 PM Response to Reply #39 |
44. Don't look at me |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:41 PM Response to Reply #39 |
48. I'd love one |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:42 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. In your case, I'm withdrawing my vow |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:43 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. Good. |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 12:30 AM Response to Reply #49 |
125. hey, I'm vegan too! ...where do u live? :) |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 12:29 AM Response to Reply #48 |
124. so where do you live? lol |
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purr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:40 PM Response to Original message |
47. I would. I dont see any problem with it. |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 12:31 AM Response to Reply #47 |
126. how long b4 one of you actually lives near me!!?? |
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China_cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
51. Because most men I've ever met |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:01 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. I could get all indignant here, |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:08 PM Response to Reply #51 |
53. In reverse, it is different since I've had women grab |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:26 PM Response to Reply #53 |
62. I've had them grab me all over, even |
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China_cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:36 PM Response to Reply #53 |
68. No, it's an 'I'd love it if you'd hug me but not want sex' thread. |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 12:35 AM Response to Reply #51 |
127. I'm well aware of all that... |
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China_cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 01:37 AM Response to Reply #127 |
128. When it comes to sex |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 01:27 PM Response to Reply #128 |
135. the man whose sex drives wants to be able to get it TOMORROW also |
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liontamer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
54. I'll say what everybody is thinking during these threads |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 01:29 PM Response to Reply #54 |
136. no one said an amatuer masseuse is equal to a professional, just that I'm |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
55. I don't know...I have female friends who are VERY open about that sort |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:39 PM Response to Reply #55 |
70. LOL, I am SO stealing that. |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 11:35 PM Response to Reply #70 |
117. I do what I can. |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 01:30 PM Response to Reply #55 |
137. so what are their numbers? :) |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
56. Downright frightening. |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 01:32 PM Response to Reply #56 |
138. hey, that should say a lot about how good I am with animals!!! |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
57. I don't let just anyone touch me. |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:16 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. Exactly. |
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momophile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:19 PM Original message |
when the numbers change...maybe |
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myrna minx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
61. With a story like this in the news, the OP wonders why women are guarded? |
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momophile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:29 PM Response to Reply #61 |
64. OMG! |
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myrna minx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:38 PM Response to Reply #64 |
69. I know. |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
59. ... |
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pitohui (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
60. i have hired a professional male massage therapist |
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Missy Vixen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:43 PM Response to Reply #60 |
74. I'm the opposite |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 01:39 PM Response to Reply #60 |
140. no motive to be professional???!! |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 06:21 PM Response to Reply #140 |
168. Dude. Hole. Digging it deeper. Stop now, please. |
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distantearlywarning (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
63. Ah yes. The old back massage ploy. |
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momophile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:32 PM Response to Reply #63 |
65. you go, girl! |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:36 PM Response to Reply #63 |
67. My 'backrubs' would get me slapped, in self-defense, not bedded |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:43 PM Response to Reply #63 |
75. and then again, some of us guys are just really fookin' good at it |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:47 PM Response to Reply #63 |
78. Preach it Sister! AY-MEN! |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:55 PM Original message |
I agree with every word of your post |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 11:53 PM Response to Original message |
121. *I* didn't stay married |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:55 PM Response to Reply #63 |
106. I agree with every word of your post |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 06:22 PM Response to Reply #63 |
111. Where are these women who love guys |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 09:42 AM Response to Reply #111 |
134. Well, the high quality women aren't going to try to seduce |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 09:47 PM Response to Reply #134 |
180. I'd like to think so!! Actually they are all |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 01:44 PM Response to Reply #63 |
141. you're missing my point... |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:32 PM Response to Original message |
66. as Mark Vonnegut wrote |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
71. There is too much reading in this thread |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:48 PM Response to Reply #71 |
79. Here, let me work that tension out of your shoulder |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:51 PM Response to Reply #79 |
80. How dare you.... |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:55 PM Response to Reply #80 |
82. Impudent cur! James Brown is the only Sex Machine! Put them in the |
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bleedingheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
76. What a completely sexist and infantile post |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:01 PM Response to Reply #76 |
86. Bravo! |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 01:53 PM Response to Reply #76 |
142. not true. Comedian Larry Miller summed up my anxiety best: |
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gardenista (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
77. What are you, nuts? Baby, what I got is special, and you ain't touching |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
81. A Primer in How Not to Think of/Refer to Women if One Wishes to Get Laid. |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:58 PM Response to Reply #81 |
83. Pay attention, lads |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:18 PM Original message |
YOU... |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:24 PM Response to Original message |
90. YOU... |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:49 PM Response to Reply #90 |
93. Oh, stop! |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:54 PM Response to Reply #93 |
95. Um. *gulp* Perhaps I should start a line... |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 01:57 PM Response to Reply #81 |
143. you actually believe that all guys don't think this way???? |
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Dora (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
84. God damn. Just when I think I've seen the pinnacle of assery, |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:19 PM Response to Reply #84 |
88. hahaaahaha! |
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Dora (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:17 PM Response to Reply #88 |
100. If the ass fits..... n/t |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 02:03 PM Response to Reply #84 |
144. look, I'm not so dumb that I would ever ask to rub a back. EVER |
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Dora (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 02:56 PM Response to Reply #144 |
159. First of all.... |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 03:19 PM Response to Reply #159 |
163. thanks for the friendly advice, but I don't think it applies to me... |
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Dora (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 03:40 PM Response to Reply #163 |
164. I haven't confirmed anything. |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 11:42 PM Response to Reply #164 |
181. so what's a more appropriate phrase then "you women"? |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-03-05 01:20 AM Response to Reply #181 |
183. Dropping the "you" or, depending on context, perhaps replacing it with |
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Samurai_Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
85. Vince and Jules in Pulp Fiction explained it best... |
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gardenista (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 12:19 AM Response to Reply #85 |
122. Very good example! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:18 PM Response to Original message |
87. Is there any |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:23 PM Response to Reply #87 |
89. Here, I got lots. You can share mine. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:44 PM Response to Reply #89 |
92. Ooo! Thank you! |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:04 PM Response to Reply #92 |
96. Did I say "organic"? |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:17 PM Response to Reply #96 |
99. 'Organic' = 'Full of natural goodness |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:25 PM Response to Original message |
91. ok after reading all your responses i now know why girls dont let you |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:05 PM Response to Reply #91 |
97. LOL! |
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MsAnthropy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:22 PM Response to Reply #91 |
102. Bravo! |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 02:08 PM Response to Reply #91 |
145. except I'm not when actually dealing with y'all in person. |
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hyphenate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
94. I've seen both male and female massagers |
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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
98. Unless he's a massage therapist that I've made an appointment to see |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:20 PM Response to Original message |
101. Sometimes a massage |
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GumboYaYa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
103. First, learn how to give a real massage if you are going to be |
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JohnnyCougar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 02:14 AM Response to Reply #103 |
130. See my post below. |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 02:13 PM Response to Reply #103 |
146. how presumptuous of you to think I couldn't just be a natural |
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gollygee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
105. LOL is this thread serious? |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 02:14 PM Response to Reply #105 |
147. nonetheless, now you know you're missing out on free, no-strings attached |
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tjdee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
107. My guy friends and I used to give and take backrubs... |
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I Have A Dream (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
108. OK, I read this post at lunch, & it's been bothering me all... |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 02:17 PM Response to Reply #108 |
148. I'm quite surprised you took it that way. |
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Omphaloskepsis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
109. 3 friends and I actually did a little experiment on this.. |
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Hardrada (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 06:30 PM Response to Reply #109 |
112. If I tried that around here |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 02:21 PM Response to Reply #109 |
150. now that's what I'm talking about!! thanks :) |
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JohnnyCougar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 01:59 AM Response to Original message |
129. I love giving massages...I give my female friends massages all the time! |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 02:23 PM Response to Reply #129 |
151. finally! proof that I'm right!!! Huzzah!! |
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JohnnyCougar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-03-05 01:46 AM Response to Reply #151 |
184. You can't ask them if they want a massage, though, unless they bring it up |
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RoyGBiv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 03:13 AM Response to Original message |
131. Oh, good grief ... |
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I Have A Dream (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 05:38 AM Response to Reply #131 |
132. Thank you for this eloquent, heartfelt post, RoyGBiv. |
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RoyGBiv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 09:09 PM Response to Reply #132 |
176. Nah, you said it pretty well ... |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 02:28 PM Response to Reply #131 |
152. why should I drop the "ordeal" phrase when it's true?? |
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I Have A Dream (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 02:37 PM Response to Reply #152 |
156. OK - you seem to be talking about two different things. |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 03:09 PM Response to Reply #156 |
162. I'm just saying that if all I get out of it is a massage, then I'll still |
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RoyGBiv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 08:42 PM Response to Reply #152 |
174. Let me break your illusion ... |
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Starlight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 09:42 PM Response to Reply #174 |
179. You, my dear RoyGBiv, have a lot of insight into women. |
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RoyGBiv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-03-05 01:04 AM Response to Reply #179 |
182. That's very kind of you ... |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 06:26 PM Response to Reply #131 |
169. Yeah, you nailed it |
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RagingInMiami (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 06:05 AM Response to Original message |
133. I love giving massages |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 06:30 PM Response to Reply #133 |
170. Sure, but you don't ever want to cross that line |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
149. Thoughts on Day Two of this thread |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 02:33 PM Response to Original message |
153. amazing how many people were offended by this... |
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MsAnthropy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 02:51 PM Response to Reply #153 |
158. I hope you got one thing out of this--you're NOT honest or harnless |
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mrhopeforwes (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 03:06 PM Response to Reply #158 |
161. what r u basing that on? |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 06:50 PM Response to Reply #161 |
171. Not honest and not harmless because you plainly state that your agenda |
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I Have A Dream (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 09:25 PM Response to Reply #171 |
177. You have my everlasting respect, ForrestGump. |
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RoyGBiv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 08:49 PM Response to Reply #161 |
175. Seek therapy, please ... |
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Catherine Vincent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
165. I'd rather a guy than a woman. |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 07:02 PM Response to Original message |
172. We massage therapists are professionals, and most try to keep it that way |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 07:47 PM Response to Original message |
173. the ladies know you'd be sporting a boner while you do it |
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I Have A Dream (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
178. mrhopeforwes, I see that your hobby is "talking". Maybe you should... |
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