How to Hook Up Your Ugly Friends (Humor)

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How to Hook Up Your Ugly Friends (Humor)

http://www.collegehumor.com/articles/1636993/

The above link is to a funny column entitled "How to Hook Up Your Ugly Friends." It includes the following phrases that can be used to try to get prospective dates to agree to meet your ugly friend.
Excerpts:

"She has flawless grammer.

He flosses regularly.

Animals love her.

She's got a great appetite for life.

He's really non-violent.

She has a sexy speaking voice.

He's not afraid to cry.

She has a great apartment.

He's an excellent driver.

She has a beautiful laugh.

He's been on Jeopardy.

She writes funny emails.

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