BREAKING!! Top Ten New President Bush Strategies For Victory in Iraq

IChing

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Fri Dec-02-05 03:53 PM
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BREAKING!! Top Ten New President Bush Strategies For Victory in Iraq

10. Make an even larger 'Mission Accomplished' sign

9. Encourage Iraqis to settle their feud like Dave and Oprah

8. Put that go-getter Michael Brown in charge

7. Launch slogan, 'It's not Iraq, it's Weraq'

6. Just do whatever he did when he captured Osama

5. A little more vacation time at the ranch to clear his head

4. Pack on a quick 30 pounds and trade places with Jeb

3. Wait, you mean it ain't going well?

2. Boost morale by doing his hilarious 'Locked Door' gag

1. Place Saddam back in power and tell him, 'It's your problem now, dude'

---Late Show with David Letterman

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wryter2000

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Fri Dec-02-05 03:54 PM
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1. Those are great

#3 :rofl:

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KingFlorez

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Fri Dec-02-05 03:54 PM
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2. I saw that posted on another forum

And some Freeper went crazy, talking about this helps the terrorists.

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