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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:34 PM
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I killed the baby panda while smoking during a smoking ban
all while breastfeeding my teenaged children in public.
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Tari Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:35 PM
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1. Did your pitbull help kill the panda?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:35 PM
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2. Of course
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Tari Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:40 PM
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5. How does the panda coat look on you?
Is it nice & warm? You just can't beat real fur.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:40 PM
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7. It was a bit small
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:42 PM
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9. Make a thong. (nt)
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:50 PM
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15. Panda Thong.....
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:51 PM
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17. mmmm that gets me all hot!
:evilgrin:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:58 PM
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19. Finally!!!!!
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:50 PM
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14. I bet she used an
illegal firearm to kill it too!...and i bet she said merry god damn xmas when she killed it!...:)
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:37 PM
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3. And I bet you let your cats roam free to kill songbirds...
didn't you.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:39 PM
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4. how did you know?
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:41 PM
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8. Little bloody and beaten birdy told me.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:40 PM
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6. that's FOUR things i learned today!
:bounce:

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Rosie1223 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:42 PM
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10. Did you take time out to
decorate your "Holiday" tree?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:43 PM
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11. this year i put up a TACO TREE!
:bounce:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:46 PM
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12. But the big question is..
Did you cook it with charcoal or propane? And I pray to God or god or gods or goddesses or goddess or nothing, that you didn't coat it with Corn Flakes!!!!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:47 PM
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13. Yes to the cornflakes, but I ate it raw...
although I am partial to propane...I love tasting chemicals on my food.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:51 PM
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16. Ooops


:hide:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 04:56 PM
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18. And I also parked 17 shopping carts in the handicapped spots!
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