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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:48 PM
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I understand that matcom...

Edited on Fri Dec-02-05 06:10 PM by Mrs.Matcom

has been a naughty boy today. Should I spank him, put him in the corner or on a very short leash??
Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thank you and I apologize for his actions. :eyes:

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KitchenWitch

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:49 PM
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1. Take his tacos away for at least 3 weeks.

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:51 PM
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6. It has been

taken away for longer periods of time than that! :D

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KitchenWitch

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:52 PM
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9. LOL

You go girl....as long as it is not a sacrifice for you!

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:53 PM
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13. Nah, I have

some um...er...well...never mind.

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KitchenWitch

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:55 PM
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17. Battery operated?

or Plugs into the wall?

:evilgrin:

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:57 PM
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21. Oh no honey...

it's a Kick Start model!! :D

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WritingIsMyReligion

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:49 PM
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2. All three.

:P :P

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Taverner

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:49 PM
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3. Take him to Taco Bell...

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:58 PM
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I don't want to be

in the same house, if I take him there...peeyou!!!

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Shell Beau

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:50 PM
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4. He was trying to get my thread locked. He claims to

be innocent, but I don't believe him! You really need to get on to him!!

:hi:

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Taverner

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:52 PM
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7. But...but...he makes the Baby Jesus Croon!

At least that's what he said!

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:52 PM
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10. That is what he calls his...

well you 'know'! :D

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Shell Beau

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:53 PM
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11. LOL!

:rofl:

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:54 PM
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15. He is just sooooooo

naughty! I am truly sorry for his actions today. I shall flog him 80 times with a dry noodle. That aught to hurt don't you think??

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Shell Beau

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:55 PM
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19. I think he might even like that!!

Take away his SCOOTER!! :o That aught to get him!!

:7

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:13 PM
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26. Now there is a great

idea! There aren't many scooter riding days left up here. So that would really be a nasty punishment! Thanks! :hi:

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Hard_Work

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:51 PM
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5. Hmmm

I don't post often, but may I make a suggestion? How about spanking him on the corner using a very short leash?

All bases covered, no?:)

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:52 PM
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8. Nope, that won't work

He will enjoy it too much!

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Texasgal

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:53 PM
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12. I vote SHORT LEASH!!

And take PICTURES!!!! :bounce:

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Taverner

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:54 PM
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14. You really want that image seared into your memory?

Permanently??

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:56 PM
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20. AAAAAA RRRRRRR GGGGGGG HHHHHHH!!!!!!

My retinas, my retinas!!!

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:55 PM
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16. Ok

but do you want them with him in his chaps??

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Texasgal

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:55 PM
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18. HA!! CHAPS????

RUH ROH!!! :rofl:

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SOteric

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Fri Dec-02-05 05:58 PM
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22. I'm sure he'd be delighted with any of those options.

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:10 PM
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25. Hmmm...

you might be right. I will have to think of some other 'punishment'!
:think:

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SOteric

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:14 PM
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27. Well, if you're really trying to punish him,

Edited on Fri Dec-02-05 06:15 PM by SOteric

try taking away all his kitchen toys and making him eat nothing but Beef-a-roni for a week. Now that is matcom tough-love.

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:18 PM
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30. oooo tough love???

That might work...oh no wait, then I will suffer! I will be forced to eat beefaroni too! :puke:

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SOteric

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:22 PM
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33. No, no. You'll be fine.

You just bring home a little take-out every night. Something you know he loves. And you let him watch you finish every bite while he sits across the table with his bowl of beef-a-roni.

Nah. You're right. It wouldn't work. He'd give you that 'sad puppy' look and you'd start sharing your take out, and before you know how it even happened, he's eating Chateau Briand and you're stuck with a bowl of beef-a-roni and a promise to wear black lace thong panties for a month.

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:26 PM
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38. sigh...

you are sooooooooo right! OMG, you know him so well! Kind of scary isn't it??? :7

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matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:00 PM
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23. do NOT listen to HER!

she made baby Jesus cry! REALLY!

she HATES Christmas, she HATES babies, she HATES puppies AND kitties!

do NOT TRUST THIS WOMAN!!

i'm going to :hide: now

x(

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:08 PM
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24. Hey You!!!

Go cook my dinner bitch!

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southlandshari

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:16 PM
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28. OMG!

:spray:

Mrs.Matcom:

:yourock:

:applause:

:rofl:

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:24 PM
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36. Why...

thank you! ;)

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southlandshari

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:27 PM
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39. Whew!

I was afraid I was in for some punishment, too, for encouraging him sometimes. But I can't help it - it's all his fault. I was a nice person before I met him. How do you manage to be so cool despite his corruptive influence?

There is still hope for me, though....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4386804&mesg_id=4386911

;)

:hi:

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:30 PM
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43. Ummm....sigh....sorry

I heard all about that original thread...(shakes head in embarrassment and walks away)

What can I say, he blames it all on DS1...yeah right!!!

He can be very persuasive...be careful, very, very careful!

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southlandshari

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Fri Dec-02-05 09:04 PM
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61. He blamed it on poor, innocent DS1?

But DS1 NEVER makes problems for the mods around here. How could matcom try to deflect blame for his mischief onto such an unlikely subject?

:shrug:

:rofl:

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hyphenate

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:18 PM
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29. He would have a permanent red butt

if he were punished for all of this offenses on a constant basis. I think locking him in a dark room with nothing but Donny and Marie music for about three or four hours once a week should do the trick nicely. Plus, with his blubbering, he'll be a lot easier for you to handle. :rofl:

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:21 PM
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32. OMG!

You are a genius!!! That is it! Donny and Marie videos! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I love it! :applause:

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hyphenate

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:25 PM
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37. Thanks!

I can be quite evil you know. :)

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:32 PM
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45. YOU???

No, I don't believe it!!!

:evilgrin:

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hyphenate

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Fri Dec-02-05 07:40 PM
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59. heh, heh, heh.........eom

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Rising Phoenix

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:19 PM
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31. short leash...then spank him...

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:23 PM
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35. I'm starting to think

that, that won't work. You know him, he will love it! Any other ideas?? :hi:

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:22 PM
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34. Make a steamy phone call to NSMA...

Edited on Fri Dec-02-05 06:22 PM by GOPisEvil

...and tie him to the bed, spread eagle, so he can hear, but not...uh...you know...

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:27 PM
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40. Sweetie!

Well now that might not be a bad idea either!! :*

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:29 PM
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41. The way I see it, everyone wins, except matcom of course.

:D

:hi::*

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:32 PM
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44. Oh he is ranting

right now! hahaha!

Oh, I have cookies for you!

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:32 PM
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46. Cookies for me?!?!

Yay!!!! :bounce:

Butterscotch? Baked by a certain relative of yours? ;)

He's ranting? :rofl:

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:40 PM
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50. yup

Baked by my sister...and he was going on about, how could he? I let him stay in my house, I cooked for him...let's not go there...blah, blah blah! :D

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:49 PM
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52. Hahahaha!

I know who the real boss is. ;)

Well, you'll have to send those cookies down here. I do love a good cookie. :9

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Taverner

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:30 PM
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42. Everyday I am thankful that Mrs. Taverner doesnt come here...

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In_The_Wind

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:32 PM
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47. LOL

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:33 PM
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48. But Why??

it is so much fun to nail matcom to the wall!!! You know you guys always wanted to do it. I am here for you! :hi:

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Taverner

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:35 PM
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49. Oh the thought of someone nailing me to the wall

Not that I ever would go to the wall-nailing lengths that Matcom would go to....but our home has walls and nails.....

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Tari

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Fri Dec-02-05 06:47 PM
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51. Put him back in his cage & make him wear the panda suit. Throw

milk duds at him. That is his dinner.

When you feel he's had enough, make him give you a great full-body massage. Fall asleep.

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matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 07:07 PM
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53. i am not at ALL SURE i like where this thread is going!

x(

:rofl:

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Dec-02-05 07:08 PM
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54. Send me my cookies,

bitch!

:rofl:

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matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 07:09 PM
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55. NO COOKIES FOR YOU!

and nothing ELSE EITHER!! :P

i'm telling my sister-in-law your gay :rofl:

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Dec-02-05 07:12 PM
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56. Yeah, but Mrs. Matcom knows the score!

She'll kick in the good word for me! :P

Don't you eat my cookies! x(

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matcom

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Fri Dec-02-05 07:13 PM
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57. eating them as we speak!

na,na,na,na,naaaaaaaaa,naaa

:P

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Dec-02-05 07:15 PM
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58. Bastard!!

x(

Why didn't your sister in law give loser man the boot this time LAST YEAR?! :P

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flvegan

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Fri Dec-02-05 07:41 PM
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60. Take the keys to his scooter.

That'll teach him.

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khashka

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Fri Dec-02-05 09:09 PM
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62. Well, I'm voting for

Spanking him, putting him in the corner and putting him on very short leash. And posting pix.

If he's being punished.... do we all get to join in? Or is this a private marital matter?

Khash.

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Blue_Roses

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Fri Dec-02-05 09:20 PM
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63. I need to hang out in the lounge more...

:popcorn:

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yvr girl

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Fri Dec-02-05 10:53 PM
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64. What did he do? I always miss the fun.

Here are my punishment ideas:

1. Watch a lesbian porn video. Have matcom locked in the closet so he can hear it, but he can't see it.

2. Hide parts of his Kitchen Aid.

3. Go ahead and get the greyhound.

4. Sign him up for a Kinkaid (sp?) ornament of the month.

Do you like any of them?

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