Awkward Holiday Dinner Table Conversations with Family....

eeyore

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Fri Dec-02-05 09:41 PM
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Awkward Holiday Dinner Table Conversations with Family....

I have a really good one.

My common law sister in law looks and acts just like Anna Nicole, little shitty lapdog and all. Anyway, she had inherited about $10,000, and decided that Christmas dinner was a good time to bring up to my entire extended family that she was thinking about using the money to start a whorehouse in Nevada!

Talk about choking on the Christmas ham!

Anybody else have any good tales to tell me?

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ForrestGump

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Fri Dec-02-05 09:44 PM
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She's coming to Nevada? Really?

:-)

Just wondering.

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eeyore

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Fri Dec-02-05 09:53 PM
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2. Dude, you really don't want to go there....

Think Anna Nicole with a completely hashed Courtney Love look and backwoods Virginia teeth and accent.

I shit you not.

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ForrestGump

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Fri Dec-02-05 09:57 PM
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4. Thanks for the warning

All you had to say was Courtney, really... :-)

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khashka

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Fri Dec-02-05 10:21 PM
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5. You guys are so dumb.

All you had to say was Courtney and I'd be there in a New York minute. No one is asking you to marry the girl, just write a check.

Khash.

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ForrestGump

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Fri Dec-02-05 10:23 PM
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6. Wear layers

of protection. :o

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tigereye

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Fri Dec-02-05 09:44 PM
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1. are you serious?

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eeyore

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Fri Dec-02-05 09:55 PM
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I'm totally serious.

I couldn't make it up.

She also once wanted to talk during a holiday dinner about Monica Lewinsky's blowjob prowess. My parents are over 70, conservative and republican. Lots of squiriming and avoiding of eye contact.

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eeyore

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Fri Dec-02-05 09:55 PM
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3. dupe

Edited on Fri Dec-02-05 09:55 PM by eeyore

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gardenista

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Fri Dec-02-05 11:57 PM
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7. Well, that ain't gonna get her far.

She sounds a little unstable.

Is your brother along for the ride?

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