what would have to change for you to be a presbyterian?

Dangerously Amused

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Fri Dec-02-05 11:56 PM
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what would have to change for you to be a presbyterian?

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LeftyMom

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Sat Dec-03-05 12:02 AM
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1. Well I'd have to believe in God

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Dangerously Amused

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Sat Dec-03-05 12:10 AM
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4. Hey! Yeah, that would help!

Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 12:35 AM by Dangerously Amused

Actually, not a serious question. Just me making a smartass response to the "What would it take for you to become a pedestrian?" thread. Which is actually a very excellent thread, as I am quite anti-fossil fuel and all.

I guess all those word association posts are taking a toll on my simple mind and slavitude to peer posting pressure.

Slavitude is not really a word, by the way. But I think it should be.

:)

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KitchenWitch

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Sat Dec-03-05 12:04 AM
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2. I would have to cut out half of my brain.

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Dangerously Amused

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Sat Dec-03-05 12:24 AM
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9. Oh God! Save the right half! SAVE THE RIGHT HALF!

Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 12:38 AM by Dangerously Amused

Right, as opposed to left instead of correct. Then again, it would also be the correct half.

So, uh... save the correct right half! Not the incorrect right half. Which, I think, actually does not exist. And neither the correct nor the incorrect half of the left brain warrant saving. Cuz that's all just for math and other useless stuff anyway.

So, in conclusion, of the four brain halves we have, only the right correct one is worth saving.

What?

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spacelady

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Sat Dec-03-05 12:04 AM
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3. Went to Sunday school & got confirmed in Presbyterian Church

Then since that was all my parents required, quit. So why do you ask?

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Dangerously Amused

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Sat Dec-03-05 12:16 AM
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5. Just being a wise acre; nothing to do with the actual religious aspect.

It's a playful... okay, it's a dumb, throwback to the "What would it take for you to be a pedestrian?" thread.

Also trying to get my post count up a few more... just gotta ditch that 700 Club stigma. Stigmata. Whatever.

:hi:

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ForrestGump

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Sat Dec-03-05 12:21 AM
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6. First, you'd have to ditch the stigmata. I think that's not expecially a

Presbyterian thing.

Myself...I'm a Presley tarian.

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Dangerously Amused

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Sat Dec-03-05 12:42 AM
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14. I declare, a mighty fine specimin of Presleytarian at that!

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ForrestGump

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Sat Dec-03-05 01:03 AM
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18. Why, thank you

You're a beautiful audience. :D

Here's a shot of me in full ceremonial garb:

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spacelady

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Sat Dec-03-05 12:35 AM
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12. Oh shoot, sometimes I miss the copycat aspect. You know, that is

interesting that "presbyopia" is blurred vision that is usually age- related onset. Whoopsa-Daisy!

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Lannes

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Sat Dec-03-05 12:21 AM
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7. A salad bar

N/T

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u4ic

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Sat Dec-03-05 12:23 AM
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8. My lousy spelling

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Ptah

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Sat Dec-03-05 12:25 AM
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10. There would have to be a real pipe organ,

not just a harmonica chorus.

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hickman1937

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Sat Dec-03-05 12:25 AM
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11. You'd have to convince me that works don't matter.

Faith alone saves you.

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JVS

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Sat Dec-03-05 12:37 AM
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13. You'll never win me from the Evangelical Lutheran Faith, Calvinist dog!

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Dangerously Amused

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Sat Dec-03-05 12:46 AM
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15. Well then, can I just buy you outright?

Or save up soup labels, or green stamps, or boxtops or... or something?

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JVS

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Sat Dec-03-05 12:48 AM
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16. Never! I would die before agreeing to convert!

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Dangerously Amused

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Sat Dec-03-05 12:51 AM
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17. Suit yourself. What's your life insurance up to these days?

:evilgrin:

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