Am I the only one having a drink... - Democratic Underground

drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 02:40 AM
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Am I the only one having a drink...

Uma Thurman is here, and she's wondering why you don't you have a drink. :toast:

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Historic NY

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Sat Dec-03-05 03:13 AM
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1. I'm debating with myself whether to have

a 5th one or not.....so far I'm losing. :beer:

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 03:14 AM
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2. My friend, I'm with you should you take the plunge....

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SofaKingLiberal

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Sat Dec-03-05 03:15 AM
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3. Nope, Crown and Coke here. n/t

:beer:

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 03:49 AM
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6. Crown and coke?

Let me get you a glass of Johnny Walker Blue. Uma is Waiting.

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Dec-03-05 03:15 AM
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4. I'd have a drink with her any day!

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 03:50 AM
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7. Well, she likes White Russians...

get your ass over there.

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:33 AM
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31. I'm on my way ...

err ...

Thanks for telling me where to go.

How do I get there?

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:35 AM
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35. Easy. Go three blocks down Hope Avenue then...

take a right on In MY Dreams Way.

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:45 AM
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41. Well then, one more thing ...

I forgot to ask ...

can I bring my guy along for the ride?

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:50 AM
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45. The more the merrier...

to quote Dave Chapelle as Rick James: "It's a celebration, B*****s!

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Err

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Sat Dec-03-05 03:40 AM
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5. I'm drinkin cheap crappy beer right now.

Milwaukee's Best. :puke:

I'm on my fifth or sixth one (I forgot how many I've had).

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 03:51 AM
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10. The Beast?

my friend, you offend me. Pour a glass of Bass and get comfortable.

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HEyHEY

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Sat Dec-03-05 03:50 AM
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8. I'm gonna stop

I not really drunk and have finished a bottle of wine and now 3/4 a mickey of spiced rum. It's just not right on your own

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 03:52 AM
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11. You're never drinking alone...

Jesus is there.

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hfojvt

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Sat Dec-03-05 03:50 AM
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9. Because my name is

Bill. :hide: Plus, the Profit does not allow alcohol consumption.

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 03:55 AM
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13. My friend. kind words from

Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 04:10 AM by drhilarius

Baudelaire:"you must always be intoxicated, it is the key to all, the one question. In order not to feel the horrible burden of time bending your back to the earth, you must become drunk...on wine... on truth...on poetry..."

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hfojvt

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:06 AM
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16. "It's unpleasantly like being drunk"

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water that."

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:17 AM
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21. The reference is lost on me...

enlighten me.

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hfojvt

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:32 AM
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30. Hitchhiker's Guide

to the Galaxy.

Funniest. Book. Ever.

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:36 AM
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36. It has been on my must read list for a while...

I will read it soon enough. The quote definitely piques my interests.

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Robeson

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Sat Dec-03-05 03:52 AM
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12. Hey, this is me you're talkin' to. Do you think I would be sittin' here..

...gabbing with you wackos, without a drink in my hand?....:shrug:

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 03:57 AM
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14. Well, my friend, what are you having...

because Uma's parched, Selma is bored, and Rachel Ray needs something to keep her busy while she's working on appetizers. Let's have a toast :toast: .

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Robeson

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:04 AM
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15. Well, I certainly would like to give Rachael Ray an appetizer....

...but - * cough* let me get my train of thought back - I'm drinking Amstel Lights, with a periodic shot of Tequila....

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leftstreet

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:08 AM
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17. She makes a pizza and calls it an OPENED FACED CALZONE!

"How lame is that?"
:bounce: :rofl:

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:12 AM
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18. I will not have have any uncalled for...

Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 04:22 AM by drhilarius

Rachel Ray bashing at this party. It's, from here on in, and opened faced calzone. If you disagree, drunken fist fights will take place outside.

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leftstreet

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:18 AM
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22. Bring it

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:23 AM
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25. Oh, it's on...

I'll kick yer ass and drizzle it w/ EVOO, for my girl Rachel Ray.

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leftstreet

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:28 AM
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27. How cool is that?

R.A.C.H.E.L R.A.Y. H.A.S. A. B.I.G. A.S.S.

Depending on the episode you watch.

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:31 AM
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29. No matter how big

the a.s.s. I will always have E.V.O.O.

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leftstreet

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:33 AM
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33. Do you "eyeball" it?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:37 AM
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37. As long as she...

"lowballs" it.

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leftstreet

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:40 AM
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39. Mods, lock this thread

It is totally out of control.

(Rachel Ray sucks.)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Robeson

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:45 AM
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42. "(Rachel Ray sucks.)".....

Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 04:46 AM by Robeson

...My imagination is roaring now...

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:51 AM
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46. Lol...

same page, Robe. Same page.

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Robeson

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:57 AM
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47. I know. I wish leftstreet hadn't quit though, I was almost there......

...with that calzone....

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 05:03 AM
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50. That freakin' calzone...

is gettin' all over the place.

(pushing it with the mods).

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:46 AM
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43. (Rachel Ray sucks)

indeed.

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Robeson

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:20 AM
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23. Rachael Ray...Opened Faced......

Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 04:27 AM by Robeson

....yeah, I'd be into eating that.........................Calzone, anytime....:9

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:25 AM
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26. Robeson....

good to see you and I are on the same page. The meals may last 30 minutes, but everything else....

(tempting the mods here)

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Robeson

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:28 AM
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28. Hey, .....

...I updated on edit. But, afterall, we are talking about calzone. So I don't know how they could delete a food conversation....

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:33 AM
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32. No,no,no...

Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 04:33 AM by drhilarius

we could never delete a food conversation. Should Rachel Ray offer up a calzone, I would eat it gladly. :)

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Robeson

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:35 AM
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34. No, you have to go back. I put a picture in.....

Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 04:35 AM by Robeson

...which enhances the calzone affect....

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:39 AM
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38. Robe...

that entire pic spread is in my Kitchen. It "inspires" me.

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:13 AM
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19. I do enjoy Amstel...

what tequila are you having?

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Robeson

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:16 AM
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20. Well, since I'm on a poor man's budget this week, it's Sauza ....

...Hornitos, 100% Pure Agave, Reposado. It's good in a pinch, and when you're broke. A good buy for the price.

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:21 AM
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24. Well, around here we drink...

Patron Anejo, so stay away from Selma and Penelope. But I heard Tara Reid is looking for a tequila shot.

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BikeWriter

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:42 AM
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40. Tell Uma I'll be at her place tomorrow.

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:48 AM
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44. Uma's gone to bed...

all we got is Tara Reid and Christina Aguilera. Some of the Satanists are trying to resurrect Audrey Hepburn.

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BikeWriter

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Sat Dec-03-05 04:59 AM
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48. That girl Tara has antimagnetic qualities on clothing.

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drhilarius

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Sat Dec-03-05 05:02 AM
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49. THe most anti-magnetic quality she has...

is that she might vomit on you mid...er...you know.

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