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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:35 AM
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Ok. All the children come here. I have something to tell you ......
Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 03:36 AM by Crazy Guggenheim
THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS!!

LOL! :rofl: :rofl:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:38 AM
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1. What? Well then who's gonna bring me presents on Christmas?
Did I waste all that time being good? :shrug:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:38 AM
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3. YES!! HAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!
:rofl:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:56 AM
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13. I know...I barely got that out with a straight face
Good all year--:rofl:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:38 AM
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2. He's LYING, you guys! He's LYING! He's a sick bastid!


He just THINKS there's no Santa Claus cuz HE never gets any presents under the tree!
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:39 AM
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4. Wrong! They're put there by parents!
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:43 AM
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5. It's not true, you guys! Don't fall for it!


Part of getting presents from SANTA is you gotta believe in the man!
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:45 AM
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6. Yeah like the Easter Bunny!! NON-EXISTENT!! It's your parents again!
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drhilarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:46 AM
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7. "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus...
Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 04:27 AM by drhilarius
and you're an unpatriotic piece of shit for claiming otherwise."
Signed Dick Cheney. That's a political comic I saw somewhere.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:47 AM
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8. Consider the source!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:51 AM
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9. REAL wingnuts would tell their kids JESUS leaves presents under the tree
:7
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:52 AM
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10. I know. Bring them here .........
Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 03:53 AM by Crazy Guggenheim
But still there is no Santa Claus!!

:rofl:
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:53 AM
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11. There is a Santa Claus, I can hear the bells ringing.
Like in the Polar Express bell...
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:54 AM
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12. It's just the Salvation Army!
:rofl:
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:59 AM
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14. Don't knock the Salvation Army
We need them to fight the War On Christmas!
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 04:01 AM
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15. Well Ding Dong to you! n/t
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 01:47 PM
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16. There's no Easter Bunny either!
Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 01:48 PM by Crazy Guggenheim
:rofl:
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:10 PM
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 01:50 PM
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17. OH NO!
What a HORRIBLE way to find out......and after all these years, too!

:cry: :cry: :cry:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 01:52 PM
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18. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
:rofl:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 01:53 PM
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19. YOU MEANY!!!!!!!!
I AM SO DISTRAUGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

I AM GOING TO GO SIT IN THE CLOSET!!!!

:cry:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 01:54 PM
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20. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! No tooth fairy either!
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:01 PM
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25. I hope you get switches and coal this year.
:cry:
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Giant Robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 01:56 PM
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21. Why do you hate Christmas? n/t
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 01:57 PM
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22. I shot the reindeer!
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:04 PM
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30. Did you shoot the deputy? nt
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Giant Robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:06 PM
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32. Did they run over your grandma?
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Err Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 01:58 PM
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23. Well Ba Hum Bug to you too.
:evilfrown:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:00 PM
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24. Ho ho ho!
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:02 PM
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26. Is there a Saint Nicholas?
:shrug:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:02 PM
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27. NO!
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:03 PM
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28. Kris Kringle? nt
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:04 PM
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29. A fantasy!
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:05 PM
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31. Father Christmas?....
Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 02:09 PM by rateyes
the reason I'm askin' is because I'm trying to figure out who that guy with the white beard and red suit who came down my chimney last Christmas eve was?
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:12 PM
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34. Nope! It was a burgular.
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:22 PM
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38. OK, then...
this year I'm waiting by my fireplace with baseball bat in hand.

Thanks for the "heads-up." :evilgrin:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:31 PM
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40. GREAT! Record it so see what happens!
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:42 PM
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44. Well, I hope you're not lying...
'cause I would HATE to whack Santa and ruin Christmas for everybody!

:cry:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:44 PM
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45. Pull his beard first and see what happens! But I'm very sure it's a
burgular!

:popcorn:
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:49 PM
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48. I may be crazy...
but I'm not stupid...not going to pull on the beard of someone who might be a burglar to find out for sure...I'm going to take your word for it and hit him with the baseball bat....so please tell me you're not lying. :dilemma:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:51 PM
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50. No I'm not! One way to tell is you won't hear any sleigh on the roof.
Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 02:52 PM by Crazy Guggenheim
So when he comes down kick his ass.

:popcorn:
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Err Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:13 PM
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35. Is there an Easter bunny?
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:14 PM
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36. NEVER HAS BEEN!
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Err Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:15 PM
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37. Tooth Fairy?
Surely there's gotta be one of those!
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:32 PM
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41. Parents again!!
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Err Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:44 PM
Response to Reply #41
46. SAY IT AIN'T SO!
:cry:

:rofl:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:46 PM
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47. Truth hurts doesn't it! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
:rofl:
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:24 PM
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39. You... You... You have no god.
You broke a fourteen-year-olds dreams.

DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:33 PM
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42. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Grow up!
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:34 PM
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43. I refuse.
Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 02:36 PM by MiniMandaRuth
SANTA.

I BELEIVE!!!







I hate you.











I'm going to go stand in a corner now.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:51 PM
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49. Well, as Courtney Love once said
I don't miss God but I sure miss Santa Claus.

Khash.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 04:29 PM
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51. No Great Pumpkin either!!
:rofl:
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ucmike Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 04:36 PM
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52. that's a relief...
i thought you were going to say that soylent green is made of people.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 04:52 PM
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53. Santa Baby ...


Then who the hell is that hot guy with a beard I've been feeding all these years ...

huh
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 04:57 PM
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54. It's not Santa Claus!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 06:25 PM
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58. However, it is ...
a very nice beard ...
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 05:01 PM
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55. bad bad CG...you are SO bad
funny but bad nevertheless :spank:
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 05:04 PM
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56. And here is WHY:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 05:19 PM
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57. That is so bad!
:spank: :spank: :spank:
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