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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 08:45 AM
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Poll question: What does Cheney eat for breakfast?
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:17 AM
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1. Hufu
After all, regular human is fatty and his cholesterol is high. :)
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Giant Robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:20 AM
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2. The souls of our young?
nt
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 12:26 PM
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10. My thoughts exactly...:)
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:24 AM
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3. Sneeri-O's!
Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 09:26 AM by peekaloo
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 10:39 AM
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7. I wonder if his mother ever warned him
about his face freezing that way!
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sistersofmercy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 04:38 PM
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22. Clever, very clever! n/t
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:57 AM
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4. All of the above PLUS
his own fouled underwear.

And any bits of Rove's he can tear away from W and the rest of the Cabinet.
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 10:06 AM
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5. Body parts of live prisoners.
He removes them by burning them off fresh with a sodering iron.

This man must be taken to the Hague in Handcuffs. May he rot in a cell next to Milosevic.
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 10:24 AM
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6. He's an oil-fueled cyborg
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 12:23 PM
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8. BANANA SLUGS
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 12:25 PM
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9. He drinks the blood of those slaughtered in Iraq.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 12:40 PM
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11. Human Flesh. It's currently marketed as "Shredded Pete".
:wow:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 07:11 PM
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26. I just got it.
Takes me awhile. :)
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 12:48 PM
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12. Something live
And wiggling. And he eats it with gusto. (and hot sauce)
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 12:53 PM
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13. a bowl of these?
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 01:05 PM
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14. He has rusty nails with a side of dead babies
and a tall glass of Soylent Green.

The man is a monster--he should eat like one.
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gpandas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 01:30 PM
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15. the syphylatic afterbirth...
of a mongolian gang bang
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:45 PM
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16. Whatever he can manage to swallow whole Monday morning.
Then he doesn't need to feed again until Thursday.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:52 PM
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19. I'll bet he can regurgitate and eat
some of the partially digested stuff during the week.
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Err Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:48 PM
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17. Babies.
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Horus45 Donating Member (317 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 02:55 PM
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18. Christians
He's the Devil himself and eats Christians for breakfast.
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sbj405 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:57 PM
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20. Baby pandas
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sistersofmercy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 04:37 PM
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21. Voted "babies" , it was my first thought when reading the question
My second thought was nails.
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I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 04:41 PM
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23. Our fear is what feeds him. n/t
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 04:42 PM
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24. He talks like a man who....
is used to having a cigar in his mouth.
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 05:04 PM
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25. A big bowl of bitchy.
Everyday. Keeps him regular. :sarcasm:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 07:13 PM
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27. I voted All of the Above but he tops it off with fish snot.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 08:26 PM
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28. I didn't even know fishes had noses...
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