News From the ‘Right’: Household Swearing – The Hidden Danger to Children

http://www.newsmutiny.com/pages/HealthRisk.htm

According to a recent study, verbal profanity is five times as profuse amongst American families lacking health insurance – a dangerous implication for the children living in such households.

Though the causative reasons for the increased swearing amongst the uninsured remain unresolved, the spiritual detriment it poses to impressionable young minds is clear. For example, nine out of ten priests surveyed agreed that a child reared in an environment rife with profanity is at least 50% less likely to eventually earn their way into heaven.

Amongst the 11 million children in the US without health care coverage, eight year-old Mindy Green of Chattanooga Tennessee is one of the many young victims of the vulgarity being spewed by the 35 million adults who share her condition.

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She has no idea what I say when I'm alone and I just stubbed my toe.

I think, though, the satire of the article was

that the RW would care more about the swearing than the fact that they didn't have health insurance.