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Mika (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-03-05 05:54 PM Original message

Breaking Fox News: Security cam catches Christmas killer

Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 06:33 PM by Mika BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS Security cam catches Christmas killer Faux affiliate reports that a liberal has been caught on security cam killing Christmas. Some people say that the killer looked like John Kerry Heinz.. A “witness” says he heard that the getaway car had a Hillary ‘08 bumper sticker. Another witness says that the car “looked like” a foreign made hybrid - possibly a Honda or a Toyota or Nissan. Police investigating. Body of Santa has turned up MISSING - possibly in Aruba, according to some. Senate minority leader denys any involvment, but according to some there are connections to liberal leftist lobbyists, such as Move On.org or Michael Moore. More coming up tonite on Greta Van Sustern from Aruba. Reports say that the killer was well prepared for the killing and is still armed and dangerous. Report any sightings to Americas Most Wanted John Walsh. President Bush will address the nation from Crawford Texas tomorrow on this late breaking story. Stay tuned to Faux news for more on this developing story.

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tinrobot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-03-05 05:56 PM Response to Original message

1. It's a war...

We liberals gotta defeat Christmas!

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Cocoa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-03-05 05:59 PM Response to Reply #1

2. we must stay the course

if we pull out now, Christmas wins.

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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-03-05 06:02 PM Response to Original message

3. Quick!

Someone grab those gifts!!

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Aimah (598 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-03-05 06:03 PM Response to Original message

4. Could this be a "Liberal" conspiracy against Santa Clause

http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,2763,1649550,00.html

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melody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-03-05 06:03 PM Response to Original message

5. This is the funniest frickin' thing I've ever seen in my life

Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 06:11 PM by melody I just rolled around on the floor a few minutes, in fits of hysterical laughter. Thank you! I should point out my birthday is on Christmas, so I have a special antipathy for Santa and the 'deers.

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Norrin Radd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-03-05 06:06 PM Response to Original message

6. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! MWA HA HA HA HA!

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Wilms (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-03-05 06:08 PM Response to Original message

7. .

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shenmue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-03-05 06:14 PM Response to Reply #7

10. Good one

:spray: :applause:

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Spinzonner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-03-05 06:09 PM Response to Original message

8. Yes, Santa Claus

There is a Virginia

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shenmue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-03-05 06:11 PM Response to Original message

9. You mean I'm not going to get my presents?!?

And I was good this year! Now Santa can't come to my house! Oh you heartless coward! :grr: :cry:

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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-03-05 06:47 PM Response to Original message

11. That's Great! Just Great!

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acmavm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-03-05 06:57 PM Response to Original message

12. Thanks, that's great.

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Lochloosa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-03-05 07:16 PM Response to Original message

13. Sorry...have to kick this one...

:rofl:

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NNadir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Dec-03-05 07:25 PM Response to Original message

14. Now this is really important. Nominated.

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