Breaking News...Faux reports that Christmas was attacked 3 hours ago

What seem to be a terrorist attack, one of Santa's main reindeers was hijacked over Greenland and is reported to be headed for a suicide mission over the North Pole.

Dateline: sometime near the winter solstice

The president was on his vacation when this happened and was unavailable because he was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of Rice-plums danced in his head;

but the Vice president was able to call up Norad immediately from his undisclosed bunker instead

The f-16s, even though they were only 50 miles away
from Thule Air Base in Greenland couldn't find them on a map

They called the president again but he was still taking a nap.

When right wing noise arose with such a clatter,

They got the masses and fundamentalist all churned up to tell them what mattered.

It was the master of hate,
the falafel king, o'reily
calling together his ditto heads
to propagandize like the late
Herman Goering.

On Coulter
On Rush
On Hannity
On Savage

To the top of the vile
To the bottom of the bucket
Now dash away! Dash away!
Dash away all!"

Churn up the hate
a good time to make
the democrats fall

Even though Christmas was never attacked
at all.

Seasons Greeting

and to all a good life
for all religions, creeds and thoughts


on a note:
I wrote this on another thread some mailed me that I should post it.

Definitely deserves a thread of its own. Nominated.

a bit. It came to me rather fast with only spelling corrections

threatened. are 90% of americans really THAT insecure about their own belief systems?

Msongs
www.msongs.com/political-shirts.htm

Recommended

Excellent.

WASHINGTON, Dec. 2 (UPI) -- FBI agents and Homeland Security officials have been investigating the report of a possible missile fired at an American Airlines plane taking off from Los Angeles International Airport.

Sources told ABC News in Los Angeles that the pilot of American Airlines Flight 621, en route to Chicago, radioed air traffic controllers after takeoff from LAX. He told them a missile had been fired at the aircraft and missed.

The plane was over water when the pilot said he saw a smoke trail pass by the cockpit.

FBI agents believe it was a flare or a bottle rocket, but say they may never know if that's what it actually was, KYW Newsradio 1060 reported.

http://www.upi.com/SecurityTerrorism/view.ph

I think they are preparing to shoot down Jesus's sleigh!

I just know that Geraldo is going to blab something that will endanger the troops.

would love to have Geraldo report for them

...according to unnamed sources.

good thing that he is in one of those secret
prisons
Civil Rights are not needed on The War against Christmas.

underneath the remnants of the highjacked reindeer.
Also a video tape was released with their leader expressing his views
seen here:

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Our mission was a success. Soon the North Pole will be smoking rubble! Praise be to Happy Holidays! :P

I still don't know why it was removed from the greatest Page

Look at time of my post

:-( :( :argh: :spank: :grr: :grr: :shrug: