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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 07:24 PM
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Poll question: What role will you play in the war against Christmas?
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 07:44 PM
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1. ~
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 08:02 PM
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2. I'm going to forge documents
showing that Santa's bag is full of anthrax.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 08:06 PM
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3. Then I should tell about the "tubes" I saw Santa transporting
to his workshop for God knows what purpose!
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 08:09 PM
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4. Other = juker of all things pat robertson...
B-)
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 08:09 PM
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5. Gotta go with Dobson
He's such a fruitcake of a guy.
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Err Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 08:11 PM
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6. I wanna be the asshole that tells kids that Santa doesn't exist.
:evilgrin:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 08:11 PM
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7. -_-
:cry:
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Err Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 08:13 PM
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8. Yeah, that's what I wanna see...
tears coming from the face of a child. :rofl: :evilgrin:

Of course, I'm kidding...:)
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 08:30 PM
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10. ^_^
:rofl:
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:14 PM
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13. Santa eats the little childrens, yes he does he eats them barbecued
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 08:14 PM
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9. I will rearange the nativity scenes so it looks like the wise men are
doing the sheep and donkeys. Also, I will replace the baby Jesus with R2D2.
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:11 PM
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11. Telling children Pat Robertson is a hoax
and then explaining the Feast of Mithras to them
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:12 PM
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12. I'm going to find a way to capitalize on it!
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 10:04 PM
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15. Yeah, like thats never been done!
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:57 PM
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14. Two words: "elf beating"
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