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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 12:50 AM
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Christmas Carols for the RW'ers
Deck the Halls

"Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Tis the season to be jolly, Fa la

la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our gay apparel... What was that?! "Gay apparel", man, I ain't singin' that!"

Jingle Bells

"Jingle bells, shotgun shells
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to try
to do a drive-by in a
one-horse open sleigh."

Add yours.
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 01:04 AM
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1. Jingle bells, Santa smells, Easter's on it's way!
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Sapphocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 01:21 AM
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2. OK...
Sung to the tune of "Hark the Herald Angels Sing"

Look, it's Harold Engelsteen
(Yes, a Jew in Bowling Green!)
I don't mind he lives next-door
He hates gays and loves the war

In some ways, he's just like me
Ever-faithful G.O.P.
But, when Christmas comes around
He's not welcome in my town!
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chalky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 04:13 AM
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3. "I'm dreaming of a WHITE Christmas...."
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 06:48 AM
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4. Oh Come all Ye Gluttons
Joyful and Triumphant

Come all you soulless goons who lie, steal and cheat

Let's start a wah - er

We'll make lots of pro - o- fits

And then we will repeat

And then we will repeat,

Let all of the poor and old

just die for fun
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