Post your pointless movie quotes here!

geniph

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Tue Dec-06-05 08:31 PM
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Post your pointless movie quotes here!

"They mostly come out at night...mostly."

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Zomby Woof

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Tue Dec-06-05 08:32 PM
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1. Geni!

:bounce:

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geniph

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Tue Dec-06-05 08:35 PM
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4. Hi sweetpea!

Where's your obligatory Walter quote, huh? :D

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Zomby Woof

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Tue Dec-06-05 08:42 PM
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8. You want a toe?

I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

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CanuckAmok

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Tue Dec-06-05 08:33 PM
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2. "The next person through that door gets a.... LEAD SALAD!"

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RockaFowler

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Tue Dec-06-05 08:34 PM
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3. Who Throws a Cupcake . . . Honestly??

Guess the movie

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Beaverhausen

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Tue Dec-06-05 08:36 PM
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5. "This is really interesting"

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Guava Jelly

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Tue Dec-06-05 08:39 PM
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6. I'm sorry did i break your concentration" pulp fiction

"shes no great piece of ass" the jerk
many many more

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Jade Fox

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Tue Dec-06-05 08:41 PM
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7. If we turn ourselves in now, we'll get 10 years in the electric chair!

from "Sneakers" said by the Dan Ackroyd character.

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robbedvoter

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Tue Dec-06-05 08:49 PM
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10. Loved that movie - and Ackroyd in it.

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pokerfan

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Tue Dec-06-05 08:48 PM
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9. Kinky, but I like my sex the way I play basketball,

one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

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BrotherBuzz

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Tue Dec-06-05 08:54 PM
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11. You want egg salad, I'll give you egg salad! Did you bring the mayonnaise?

Shepherd Wong - What's Up, Tiger Lily?

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CanuckAmok

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:07 PM
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12. This is 'bacon', like you might find in a 'bacon lettuce & tomato sandwich

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Cats Against Frist

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:36 PM
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17. Is that from "Trading Places?"

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CanuckAmok

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:58 PM
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19. why, yes. Yes, it is.

good call!

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grannylib

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:14 PM
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13. "Watery tarts lyin' about in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a

system of government!"

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Reciprocity

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Wed Dec-07-05 12:24 AM
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21. Now that was a great movie!

Miss Congeniality
Stan Fields: Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.

Cheryl "Rhode Island": That's a tough one. I would have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket

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bridgit

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:15 PM
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14. Beldar Conehead: "An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable."

Highmaster: "Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?"
Beldar Conehead: "A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small furry mammal."
Highmaster: "Ah."

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:23 PM
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15. "Nobody understands you in this century unless you swear every other word.

"You'll find it in all the literature of the era: Jackelyn Susann, the novels of Harrold Robbins." -- Kirk

"Ah, the giants." -- Spock

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robbedvoter

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Wed Dec-07-05 12:05 AM
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20. Star Trek - the Voyage Home

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ET Awful

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Wed Dec-07-05 11:50 AM
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46. Well double dumbass to you.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Wed Dec-07-05 05:58 PM
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58. One damn minute, Admiral.

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Lautremont

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:28 PM
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16. "Does white man shit on toilet?"

from King Frat

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LynneSin

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Tue Dec-06-05 09:38 PM
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18. Well, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard.

Raising Arizona. Prisoner who says he's trapped in a man's body!

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lizziegrace

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Wed Dec-07-05 12:26 AM
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22. "It's been a helluva day at sea, sir!" n/t

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Wed Dec-07-05 12:30 AM
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23. "What does that mean?"

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Deep13

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Wed Dec-07-05 10:55 AM
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35. I am a leaf on the wind.

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NMMNG

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Wed Dec-07-05 12:33 AM
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24. "I am as blank as a fart"

Jaques Renault in Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me

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MiniMandaRuth

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Wed Dec-07-05 12:42 AM
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25. "You know what, I can be a car too!"

Eh.

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ashling

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Wed Dec-07-05 01:06 AM
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26. "Shit or get off the pot."

Ed Asner, et al. in The Bachelor

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phrenzy

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Wed Dec-07-05 01:26 AM
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27. Fuck YOU That's my name!

You know why Mister? Cause you drove a HYUNDAI to get here tonight, I drove an $80,000 BMW. THAT'S my name.

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Wed Dec-07-05 06:01 AM
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29. Glengarry Glen Ross?

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tuvor

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Wed Dec-07-05 01:30 AM
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28. "A murder's been committed...And somebody's responsible!"

Plan 9. Cracks me up every time.

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Deep13

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Wed Dec-07-05 11:01 AM
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38. You see? You see? Stupid! Stupid!

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Clintmax

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Wed Dec-07-05 06:30 AM
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30. "We're some real pretty shit now, Man!"

Same movie. :rofl:

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Deep13

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Wed Dec-07-05 10:54 AM
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34. "Game over, man."

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dutchdoctor

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Wed Dec-07-05 06:30 AM
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31. "A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,

but I'll never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker."

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Monkey see Monkey Do

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Wed Dec-07-05 10:37 AM
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32. "Someone left a dildo in my neighbor's wishing well"

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ThatsMyBarack

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Wed Dec-07-05 10:42 AM
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33. "....surrounded by high walls and lesbians."

That's from All I Wanna Do. ;)

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Deep13

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Wed Dec-07-05 10:57 AM
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36. "Here's a rat writ, writ for a rat."

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Greyhound

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Wed Dec-07-05 10:59 AM
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37. I am the fucking shore patrol... n/t

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Deep13

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Wed Dec-07-05 11:05 AM
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39. My name is for my friends,...

...and none of my friends is a murderer.

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StaggerLee

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Wed Dec-07-05 11:06 AM
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40. "Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some b1tch

borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no."

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anarch

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Wed Dec-07-05 11:10 AM
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41. Ray, when someone asks if you're a God, you say "Yes"!

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jane_pippin

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Wed Dec-07-05 11:20 AM
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42. "Be quiet! We want these Baptists to like us!"

I think that's it anyway. If not, it's close enough.

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BobEPeru

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Wed Dec-07-05 11:29 AM
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43. Barfly/Throw mamma from the train

Barfly
"It's not that I don't like people; I'm just a whole lot happier when they're not around"

Throw Mama From the Train
"Don't you 'In a minute, mamma' me! I want a soft boiled egg, and some toast, God damn it! And don't burn the toast, fatboy."

"Owen doesn't have any friends; he's fat, and he's stupid."

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kwassa

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Wed Dec-07-05 11:38 AM
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44. Wherever you go, there you are.

Buckaroo Banzai

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ET Awful

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Wed Dec-07-05 11:46 AM
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45. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Edited on Wed Dec-07-05 11:49 AM by ET Awful

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Lilith Velkor

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Wed Dec-07-05 11:53 AM
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47. It's like wiping your arse with silk.

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Initech

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Wed Dec-07-05 01:09 PM
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48. "It's like eating a spoonful of Drano ..."

"It will clean you out but it will leave you hollow inside!" - from the Naked Gun

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dry99

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Wed Dec-07-05 01:27 PM
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49. "How's the fricassee?".

"Pretty Darn good!"

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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh

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Wed Dec-07-05 02:33 PM
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50. If the milk turns out to be sour,

I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it.

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geniph

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Wed Dec-07-05 04:11 PM
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51. "We notice you've been missing a lot of work lately."

Edited on Wed Dec-07-05 04:11 PM by geniph

"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."

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geniph

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Wed Dec-07-05 04:11 PM
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52. "Someone's gonna have to go back

and get a shitload of dimes!"

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mikeytherat

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Wed Dec-07-05 04:13 PM
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53. "I was wandering the woods one day, thinking about Jesus Christ:...

If he was a carpenter, I wonder what he charged for bookshelves?"

mikey_the_rat

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regularguy

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Wed Dec-07-05 04:16 PM
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54. "No one makes me bleed my own blood"!!!!

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RiffRandell

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Wed Dec-07-05 04:33 PM
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55. "Sophomore, dude, sophomore!"

Sixteen Candles.

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pdx_prog

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Wed Dec-07-05 05:10 PM
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56. Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!

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Boudicea

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Wed Dec-07-05 05:14 PM
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57. "Cut me throat, slit me liver if I'm telling a lie."

A Christmas Carol (w/Alistair Sim). Old lady in poor house. I love that line!

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