This is inspired by another poster, 'klook' who wrote, "Don we now our loofah mitts, fa-la-la, fa-la-la, falafel-la-la!"
in a Bill O'Reilly thread.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=5530455&mesg_id=5531415I'm not inspired today and I haven't had my coffee, so if anyone wants to make suggestions and improve on this or come up with a new one, please do. This turned out kind of childish... maybe I'll do better later.
But I had to at least try;
To the tune of "Deck the Halls"
Check the Lies of Bill O’Reilly,
Fa la la la la, Fala-‘a’-fal.
Used to fill his blow-up Dolly,
Fa la la la la, Fala-‘a’-fal.Listen to the hypo-cri-ites,
Fa la la, la la la, Fa-la-fal.
Leave us all in laughing fi-its,
Fa la la la la, Fala-‘a’-fal.Read the bullshit lies before us,
Fa la la, la la la, Fa-la-fal.
Slap our heads and groan in chorus,
Fa la la la la, Fala-‘a’-fal.Robertson the Instigator,
Fa la la, la la la, Fa-la-fal.
Calls for death he’s such a hater,
Fa la la la la, Fala-‘a’-fal.All the bastards lie together,
Fa la la, la la la, Fa-la-fal.
Sleeping with the sheep and wether, (a castrated ram…. Had to reach for that one.)
Fa - la – la – la - la, Fala -‘a’- fal.
A---- menWho knows... maybe we'll have a 'holiday song' contest.
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