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Telly Savalas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 09:35 PM
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That's "bless you" not "gesundheit", you librul atheist scum!
Discuss.
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 09:38 PM
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1. Gesundheit is still better than: "Stick a SOCK in it!"
Edited on Wed Dec-07-05 09:38 PM by mcscajun
:rofl:

and it's what I say all the time (Gesundheit, that is) Until they've just gone on sneezing FAR Too long...than I reach for the socks. :)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 09:42 PM
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2. I don't say anything
and often make it clear that I don't like saying either, or responding to either and that others should not be offended when they get no answer.
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 09:42 PM
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3. I prefer gesundheit.
I'm liburl Christian scum.
I'm half-German, in a German culture, and everyone says it.
I don't run around surreptitiously blessing just anyone, unless they ask.
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Telly Savalas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 10:16 PM
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4. Well, since this Christmas War shit is going to have to wind down
in a few weeks, I just wanna get a head start on the next senseless battle.
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 12:37 AM
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18. Next senseless battle?
It's SAINT Valentine's Day...not just Valentine.

Anybody wanna place a bet on it?
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 01:18 AM
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6. Understandable
In the same sense that attorneys don't give street-corner legal advice and plumbers don't drop by to see if your toilet needs fixing.

:hi:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 01:12 AM
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5. So I'm librul atheist scum
What are you going to do about it? :shrug:
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Telly Savalas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 09:29 PM
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8. Are you just a garden-variety librul atheist scum...
or a librul atheist scum that actively tries to embolden the terrorists?

Once I know that, then I can consult my copy of the Purpose Driven Life to see how you should be dealt with.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 11:23 PM
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14. Garden variety n/t
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 01:22 AM
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7. Try Salud!
Spanish for "Health!" Good for toasts AND sneezes.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 09:51 PM
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9. He looks like he's shitting in that picture.
I hate Bill O'Reilly.
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:46 PM
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12. I always thought he looks like he perpetually has a burp on deck
and it just ain't comin'
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 09:54 PM
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10. Merry Fucking Christmas
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Telly Savalas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:59 PM
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13. And a happy motherfuckin' new year!
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 09:54 PM
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11. I say nothing
I don't care if your soul escapes either!
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 11:28 PM
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15. It's GOD bless you, you insufficiently specific infidel!
What, do you want to leave GOD out of GOD bless you? Huh? Huh?


:sarcasm:


Because, if you don't say GOD bless someone, their souls wills leak out of their noses. Saying God bless you stuffs it back in. ;)
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 11:42 PM
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16. Happy Solstice, you thieving christian scumbag
Come up with your own holidays, why don'cha? What the fuck do rabbits have to do with rising from the dead?
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 12:39 AM
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19. I heard a christian say to a pagan once
"We stole christmas fair and square and you've got no right to try to claim it now". I almost dropped my teeth on that one.
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Lydia Leftcoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 12:17 AM
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17. I get annoyed if people say ANYTHING when I sneeze
As a sufferer from nasal allergies, I sometimes go on sneezing streaks, and some person with more good intentions than common sense always insists on drawing attention to it by saying "Bless you!" or "Gesundheit!" every...single...time.

The practice comes from an old superstition that said that the devil entered people's bodies when they sneezed.
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