Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon. What have you got left?

The flowers are still standing.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday"....classic

at the main branch of the New York public library on 5th avenue, ten people witnessed a free-floating, full-torso, vaporous apparition! It blew books off shelves from twenty feet away and scared the socks off of some poor librarian!

"Sorry, I have to ask."

. . . mentally incompetent?


My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome.


I'd call that a big yes :P

I'm a scientist.

"Personally, I liked the University; they gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector--they expect results."

My roommates were the other Ghostbusters.

Out West, where you vacation, the aspens will already be turning. They turn in clusters, because their roots connect them. Come back to work -- and life.

the dick joke in the last 30 minutes. Amazing how much Aykroyd (good for him and all) was able to scrape out of that very average movie.

Okay I'll take it back -the whole "Gate keeper key master" thing was funny but that was about it.

Huey Lewis sued Ray Jr. over the song and won-it was a "I want a new drug" rip off. Sing both and you will see that it was.

Be a lover.

I just sang "I want a new drug" to the tune of the other. Fascinating. You should see my coworkers.

Certainly not the best comedy of all time, but a lot of very funny moments. I'm a big fan of sarcasm.


Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've *worked* in the private sector. They expect *results*.


Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
You're right, no human being would stack books like this.


I think we'd better split up.
Good idea.
Yeah... we can do more damage that way.


You know, you don't act like a scientist.
They're usually pretty stiff.
You're more like a game show host.


That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
What a crime.


Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Is this true?
Yes it's true. This man has no dick.


If we're wrong, we go to jail - peacefully, quietly. We'll enjoy it. But if I'm right, and we can stop this thing, Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.


Do you want this body?
Is this a trick question?


Vinz, you said before you were waiting for a sign. What sign are you waiting for?
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!


Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray.


Ray, when someone asks if you're a God, you say "Yes"!

"No, we're exterminators...somebody saw a cockroach up on 12."

"That's got to be some cockroach."

"Bite your head off."

LOVE that movie.

...psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's PKE sample, the current level in the city would be a Twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximately six hundred pounds...

...That's a big Twinkie."