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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 12:01 PM
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i fear my gay card will be repossessed (warning: sad story)
Edited on Thu Dec-08-05 12:02 PM by sundog
anyway... to cut to the chase...

i have no interest whatsoever in the new madonna album :(

and it's not just a lack of interest, it's like an aggressive non-interest... like whenever i see a banner ad or some such for the album it's all like "fuck off madonna"

and it's bad... it's very bad... i am bad...

cause she was there in my lsd & club & neon soaked days of yesteryear... watching from the speakers of the smoky dc underground with shep pettibone not so subtly guiding her remix beats on to my young, slightly damaged 21 year-old eardrums...

and still i was desperately trying to hold on to my appreciation during the bedtime stories era... justifying it all by the orbital remix of bedtime story...

and it has been a been a slow, gradual parting of the ways since ray of light... which was ok as a whole, but not without noting that william orbit was the true mind behind the whole deal...

and since then there has been *another*(unnamed) diva of the electronic persuasion who has come into my listening universe...

and i say horrible things like (diva x) writes so much better lyrics than madonna... or (diva x) actually has talent... :(

so anyway, that is all... perhaps i will be shunned by my glbt bros & sistas... but it's all out in the open now

confessions on a dance floor? i could care less

go away

maybe in a year i will swallow

but for now...

forgive me o people

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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 12:03 PM
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1. It's okay. Just don't renounce Bronski Beat, m'kay?
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 12:03 PM
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2. wow. just wow.
I feel for you sd.

:hug::hug::hug:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 12:22 PM
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3. If that's the critieria, they should've taken my gay card away years ago.
I stopped caring about Madonna after the "Ray of Light" album. :shrug:
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 12:26 PM
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5. thanks terry
i felt so alone & scared :cry: :scared: :cry:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 12:27 PM
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6. No problem, sundog.
Don't be scared. It's just a former gay icon. :hug:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 12:24 PM
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4. oh dear
:hug:

i have a copy of that CD sitting on a chest of drawers in my foyer. i can't bring myself to throw it away, and i can't bring myself to listen to it. so it just sits there.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 12:29 PM
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7. You sound like Jack on Will & Grace and I
LOVE me some Jack!!! :)
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 12:30 PM
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9. i don't care for will & grace either
surely i am on the highway to hell :(
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 01:36 PM
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14. No, b/c Jack is wonderful! He makes
me laugh so hard! It should be called Jack & Karen b/c the show belongs to them!! Take it as a compliment!! ;)
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 01:53 PM
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15. Horrors! Surely you're not going on the "straight" and narrow?
actually Will & Grace has just about reached the end of its run, creatively as well as in terms of production. As for the woman the Brit tabloids gleefully call "Madge": This is the operator. Your fifteen minutes are up. Please deposit 1 million pounds...
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 02:59 PM
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22. You don't like Will & Grace?!
You'll be liking girls by next week. :rofl:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 03:44 PM
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29. It was just funny b/c Jack on Will & Grace LOVES
Cher and I could just hear him saying the same thing about Cher!! :)
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 12:29 PM
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8. I never cared about ANY Madonna album
Does that mean I never had a gay card to revoke?
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 12:33 PM
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10. that's a question reserved for judgment day
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 12:35 PM
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11. Forget Madonna
It's Raining Men!



I never had a gay card, can I borrow yours sometime?

:hi:

RL
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freestyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 02:34 PM
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16. If you like the Weather Girls, and Sylvester, you get a permanent gay card
I've been over Madonna for years, but some people are just eternal. And if anyone disses Patti LaBelle, we are fighting.
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 02:53 PM
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19. Alls right for you, dude.
You are definitely in the swim. Card or no card. }(
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 03:26 PM
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25. .
:blush:

:hi:

:hug:

RL
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RumpusCat Donating Member (548 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 12:52 PM
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12. Always been afraid they'd take my dyke card away
Because I HATE Ani Difranco! :hide: I also don't care for Tori Amos, Dar Williams, or anyone in the 'folky chicks with guitars sing about their bisexuality' genre. It's boring, I tells ya!
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 03:39 PM
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28. ...
:spray:
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 01:04 PM
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13. I have no words ...... my heart is shattered !!


WHHHHYYYYY??????? WHYYYYY???????!!!!!!!!
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 03:35 PM
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27. i'm sorry ronny
:cry: :cry: :cry:
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 02:37 PM
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17. !
OMG, my gay friends would die if they heard this. It's all we've been hearing at the club!

"Hung Up" is...amazing on the dance floor.
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 02:51 PM
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18. Relax, mate.
I promise to honor your card. :loveya:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 02:54 PM
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20. I have a question
If you're gay and have a mega-crush on Madonna.. If she asked, would you 'do' her?
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Tari Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 02:56 PM
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21. I hope they let you keep the toaster. n/t
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 03:00 PM
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23. Gasp!
:woohoo:

:woohoo:

:woohoo:




:loveya:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 03:04 PM
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24. Ooh ooh ooh who's the other diva?!
Sorry for your loss (?) but I gave up on her after that toe sucking disc. That wasn't the name but for some reason that's what I remember about it. Erotica maybe? Anyway that was it for me.

You'll be okay sundog. :hug:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 03:28 PM
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26. Umm, it is time for you to re-read the evil gay agenda
That will absolve you of this terrible sin.
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