I'm sorry I ate your Crunchy Frog... - Democratic Underground

edbermac

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Thu Dec-08-05 05:03 PM
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I'm sorry I ate your Crunchy Frog...

I thought it was a Spring Surprise...

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MN ChimpH8R

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Thu Dec-08-05 05:06 PM
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1. "and lightly sprinkled with larks' vomit."

"LARKS' VOMIT??!! Constable Parrot ATE one of those!!"

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Oeditpus Rex

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Thu Dec-08-05 05:19 PM
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3. 'We use only the finest baby frogs

dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose."

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AllegroRondo

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Thu Dec-08-05 05:15 PM
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2. "If we took the bones out, it wouldnt be crunchy!"

Edited on Thu Dec-08-05 05:16 PM by AllegroRondo

"Then I suggest you change the label to read: real, unboned, raw, dead frog if you want to avoid prosecution."

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