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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 05:11 PM
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Uh-oh. Bad Mom award, please....
So my seven year old was upstairs playing with our five year old neighbor boy. I wandered upstairs to see what they were up to, and I found a (previously unopened) bag, now empty on the floor in my son's room:



They ate an ENTIRE bag of prunes. There were approximately SIX ADULT-size servings in it. My neighbor is going to love me.:wow: :rofl:
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 05:12 PM
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1. ...
:rofl:

Get out the squeegie!! :D
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TX-RAT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 05:12 PM
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4 rolls of Charmin Stat.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 05:12 PM
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2. Great time to learn "pull my finger"?
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Err Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 05:15 PM
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3. ...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 05:19 PM
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4. Yeah- it'll be it's own punishment.
Whether more for me or for them remains to be seen...gross...
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Err Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 05:31 PM
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10. My mom and dad told me...
that when my grandma babysat me when I was a baby, she used to feed me prunes and prune juice before sending me home. She did it as a sick joke.

Oh my poor parents...:rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 06:51 PM
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17. Oh dear lord! Didn't she consider that they might be changing HER
undergarments, some day? Payback's a bitch!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 05:19 PM
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5. Oops ...
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 05:20 PM
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6. get them outside, STAT!
or just send them over to Bobby's house to play.
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 05:21 PM
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7. Lara ! The Hits Just Keep Comin' Outta Minnesota !
:woohoo: :rofl: :woohoo:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 06:50 PM
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15. Why can't they legalize marijuana? My kids need a contact high.
Nothing less will mellow them out.:rofl:
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 05:24 PM
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8. At least it wasn't something that can kill them. *phew*
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 05:28 PM
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9. Easy fix
Send your seven year old and the boy back over to their house. Wait a few minutes then call yours home. Then you can blame them when the shit hit the fan...so to speak.
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 05:34 PM
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11. Funniest post of the week
Nominated!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 05:34 PM
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12. aaahaahaahahahahahahaha
:rofl:

I hope you're going to warn the parents!

Maybe she can feed him some cheese and rice or something. :scared:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 06:49 PM
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14. I gave them some string cheese to combat the effects.
My son is sleeping with his door shut tonight, regardless of how much he wails about it.
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wildeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 06:37 PM
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13. Oh shit! n/t
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 06:52 PM
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18. I know, literally...
the glamour of my lifestyle is boundless and all-encompassing.
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wildeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 06:54 PM
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19. It's about to get a whole bunch more glamorous......
:rofl:

You must post later let us know how it turns out..... Or what comes out. :rofl:
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 06:50 PM
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16. .
:rofl:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 06:56 PM
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20. At that age, it's better than a high colonic.
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WolverineDG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 06:57 PM
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21. i once ate a bag of dried prunes
pissed my mom off too. she told me she hoped i got the, er, runs & that i deserved them,so don't come crying to her when it happened. nothing happened. prunes still don't do that to me. :shrug:

dg
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