Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

I received the following joke from an avid B* supporter.

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 09:06 AM
Original message
I received the following joke from an avid B* supporter.
After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still
alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his
own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her
aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could
solve it so it went to the CIA, then to NASA. With no clue as to
its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help.

MI-6 cabled the White House:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

_____________________________________

I wonder if he realizes that this is making fun of B*. :rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 09:56 AM
Response to Original message
1. Numerous rounds
you mean, like a brazilian of them? :rofl:

Good question, does he really know that's making fun of him?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 10:20 AM
Response to Original message
2. I guess there's always the possibility that he's p*ssed at...
Edited on Fri Dec-09-05 10:33 AM by I Have A Dream
B* because the White House is sending "Holiday" cards rather than "Christmas" cards. This might be the one thing that B*'s done that he finds offensive. (Plunder of our country's bounty, unjust wars, letting poor people go hungry and cold -- he doesn't let these things affect his "beautiful" mind.)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 11:50 AM
Response to Original message
3. it also implies that the FBI, CIA, and NASA are stoopid
Edited on Fri Dec-09-05 11:52 AM by wildhorses
and last but NOT least Condi herself....doncha think? of course she IS and on second thought they are too :rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 12:00 PM
Response to Reply #3
4. I thought that too, but then I noticed that it said that he got...
Edited on Fri Dec-09-05 12:02 PM by I Have A Dream
a hand-written note, but he E-mailed the code to Condi, and then she passed it onto the other groups. It really seems to just target B*, in my opinion. (I thought that was very interesting myself.) However, it DOES make British intelligence look really impressive.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 12:20 PM
Response to Original message
5. Who knows what people are thinking?
Half the time it isn't obvious even when we think we understand what they're saying. :)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:01 PM
Response to Reply #5
6. I decided that I'm going to believe that he's turning against...
B*. It just makes me feel good even if it's not true! :D
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:05 PM
Response to Reply #6
7. How do you feel about asking him?
:hi:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:06 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. Naaa... I'd rather keep my illusions (delusions :o>) as long as I...
can.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:46 PM
Response to Reply #8
10. You're also safer that way from generating conflict.
Wooooo, conflict. Woooo. :puke: :)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Left_Winger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:09 PM
Response to Original message
9. LOL
:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 02:02 PM
Response to Original message
11. Good one!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Sat May 11th 2024, 09:58 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC