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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 12:55 PM
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Poll question: Your method of destroying Xmas this year
OK...as a good liberal, we all have our duties to DESTROY XMAS!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!! OOGA BOOGA!! HILLARY CLINTON!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Err Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 12:56 PM
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1. I'm gonna tell kids santa doesn't exist.
And laugh.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:02 PM
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2. Well... This year...
I'm going to put out all of my left over Halloween candy (Due to it's
suppression by the Radical Clerics) in my X-o-Holiday Candy dishes.

Sorry kids... No hard candy ribbons and marshmallow Santas until the
Halloween candy is gone.

Eat! Eat! 'till you see the smiling Rudolph at the bottom of the bowl.
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:05 PM
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3. None.
I was born two days after Christmas nearly thirty-one years ago. A few have said when the doctors finally got me to breathe I instantly ruined all the Christmas cheer.
This year I'll just be my normal b*tchy self.
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 02:34 PM
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12. LOL!! I was born one day after!!
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:05 PM
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4. Other
I've ordered, for a select few people, The black Tee-shirts from Landover Baptist Church with satanic bible verses on them. One for my son, 'cause I know he'll wear it in front of his fundie mother-in-law. It says something about rubbing dung and piss on faces.
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:13 PM
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5. I'm going to spread peace on earth and goodwill.
That is contrary to the Christmas message of greed.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:49 PM
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8. Superb plan!
Way to send a message! :thumbsup:
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:14 PM
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6. And how does replacing the Christmas tree with that ruin anything?
:smoke:
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:16 PM
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7. a three way!
me and jesus and santa :evilgrin:
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:52 PM
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9. I'm going to fit little angels everywhere with steel underpants, so
that way nobody can cram a tree up their wazoo.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 02:25 PM
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10. I'm going to hang a "Happy Holidays" banner from my house that's...
big enough for the entire neighborhood to see! (which would really piss them off since there's a lot of fundies in my neighborhood!) :evilgrin:
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 02:33 PM
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11. I'm going to drive around town and paint nipples..
on all the Marys in the outdoor nativities.
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RumpusCat Donating Member (548 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 02:43 PM
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13. Other: replacing Bibles with copies of the Gay Agenda
Muhahahaha!!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 02:45 PM
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14. I vigorously hump the leg of every mall Santa I see
and whisper "Ba'al commands you...Ba'al commands you...nrrrghhh...Ba'aaaaaalll..."

It has an effect.
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Tari Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 02:51 PM
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15. Find a nativity scene & dress the baby Jesus in a Wal-Mart bag. pic
Sorta like this, but it'd probably fit better.



Maybe a cap, too. Any suggestions?
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