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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:46 PM
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Heeeere's the pic of southlandshari!!
(scroll down)




















































Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:rofl:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:47 PM
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1. YOU ARE A GENIUS!!
:rofl: :popcorn: :woohoo: :applause:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 02:03 PM
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10. Popcorn?!!
:cry:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 02:05 PM
Response to Reply #10
11. Did you want some?
:popcorn:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 02:12 PM
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14. ....


;)
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:33 PM
Response to Reply #1
44. I was going to call him the backside of a pack animal, lol
but he doesn't know me very well and I would have been kidding. He got me....:rofl:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:49 PM
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2. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:51 PM
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3. bwaahahahaa!
nice one! :rofl:
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eeyore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:51 PM
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4. So, Celine Dion walks into a bar.....
The bartender looks up and says...
Hey, why the long face?

:rofl:


That, folks, is what you call fightin' fire with fire. }(
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:51 PM
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5. Okay... This is going to hurt a little.
Would you like a blindfold, cigarette?

Any last words?










































































TAKE THIS!


Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:rofl:
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:52 PM
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6. you SOB!
nice! :evilgrin:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:52 PM
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7. Aren't real
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:53 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. Hey!
Is she standing up or laying down "at home"?

Darn! The unanswered questions.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:53 PM
Response to Reply #7
9. Oh my.
Edited on Fri Dec-09-05 01:54 PM by southlandshari
They ARE real!!

:loveya:

























But only because you photoshopped my boobs into her pic.

:eyes:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 02:05 PM
Response to Reply #9
12. Yeah!!!
REAL BOOBIES!!!!!
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 02:06 PM
Response to Reply #12
13. Glad you like them.
But please - I sent that pic for your eyes only!

No more photoshopping!






















:rofl:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 02:27 PM
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15. Robb is a dingbat.
but you knew that already, right? :-)
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 03:34 PM
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16. I give up. Here's the real pic of me...



























They are not real, btw.

:P
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 03:41 PM
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17. pffft
It's been done, better :P
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 03:45 PM
Response to Reply #17
18. Maybe so.
But you opened this one, didn't you?

:evilgrin:





















:rofl: (really)
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 03:47 PM
Response to Reply #17
19. Any thread title with a reference to masturbation and WillPitt
is bound to get a Brazilian hits... ;)
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 03:49 PM
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20. Honestly, I do
posess a very disturbing picture of soithlandshari. I'm just not sure if I can post it. It'll make kids cry and stuff. :scared:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 04:01 PM
Response to Reply #20
21. Bullshit.
You're just trying to get me to spank you again.

You probably want me to use my hands, don't you?





:P
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 04:04 PM
Response to Reply #21
22. Ahhh, right there!
:rofl: What the hell are these?

And no bullshit, I'll post it. Really. :evilgrin:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 04:05 PM
Response to Reply #22
23. You post that picture...
and I'll tell matcom about your little secret!

:evilgrin:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 04:08 PM
Response to Reply #23
24. You should've seen the PM I wrote to him ...
He knows *all* my secrets by now, and is still in love. That's what I call 'classy.' :rofl:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 04:40 PM
Response to Reply #24
25. I did.
Edited on Fri Dec-09-05 04:41 PM by southlandshari
I'M KIDDING!!!!

:rofl:


Let's put one myth to rest right now - gather round everyone...

MODS CANNOT READ YOUR PMS!!!


Thank God for that. I'm askeered of what I might see!

:scared:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 04:48 PM
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26. LOL!
But I'd like to have someone read and spellcheck my PMs. Besides the fact that it'll help enlarge the mental horizon. :rofl:

Oh, I just found the pic ... :wow:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 04:49 PM
Response to Reply #26
27. You do NOT have a picture of me!!
Stop saying that!!

:rofl:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 04:51 PM
Response to Reply #27
28. But
I DO I DO I DO!



Now it's your fault that the kids cry!
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 04:55 PM
Response to Reply #28
30. There are no words....
:rofl:

:rofl:

:rofl:


and now

:cry:

























and maybe a little more :rofl: for good measure! ;)
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:02 PM
Response to Reply #30
31. I told you ...


Spanking is bad! Santa spankning is even worse!
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:10 PM
Response to Reply #31
35. Bullshit again!!
I may have spanked Santa, but you know it was you who spanked that kid. I SAW you do it!!

And so did the Lounge security camera, you pervert!






:rofl:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:20 PM
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39. :P


southlandshari
Do not call Call Me Welsey a pervert. He is the chosen one! He can spank any kid. And Baby Jesus!


:rofl:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:25 PM
Response to Reply #39
40. Whimper.
Not out of fear, but pain. I cannot continue to laugh this hard for this long!

:rofl:


Besides...
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #40
43. Behold!
Let me pop your corn, will ya?



Boobs? Did I see boobs?
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:35 PM
Response to Reply #43
45. HAVE MERCY!!!!
I'm gasping for breath here!

:rofl:


You even made JESUS laugh with that one!!




:D
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:43 PM
Response to Reply #45
48. Oh no!
Don't make me use this:



Even Jesus would say: "I'll give up, I'll give up!"



:rofl:

Of course, this was matcom's idea.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:44 PM
Response to Reply #48
49. Now I know why matcom is in love with you...
You just made KELLY BROOK laugh!!!

Twice!!!




:P
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:48 PM
Response to Reply #49
50. Oh my! Oh my!
He's wriggling right now! And purple with envy!



Nothing as funny as a hijacked thread! ;)
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:57 PM
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52. Nah...
He's out blowing snow, missing all the fun.

Serves him right, dumping me for you and all...
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:59 PM
Response to Reply #52
53. He might be lurking. ;)


And just too shy to post. :shrug:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 06:03 PM
Response to Reply #53
54. Lurking, maybe...
But he's about as shy as Kelly Brook's breasts in front of a camera.

:eyes:





















:hide:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 06:07 PM
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57. Oh! Oh! Oh!
He heard that!



Now I have to make Beef Stroganoff again with Lord Cumberlain sauce and open a Chateau Margaux. :mad:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 06:19 PM
Response to Reply #57
60. Time out!
I have to go tend to real life duties, but I shall return. Don't even begin to think you've gotten the best of me, darlin'!!

:hi:


























Anyway, the best of me would be pictures of my... Oops! Look at the time! Gotta run!

:evilgrin:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 06:25 PM
Response to Reply #60
62. Me too!


Look at the sky baby
What do you see?
Looks like the tears that I cry
Fallin' down like rain on the ground
Every time you say goodbye

Good night! :hug:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 07:31 PM
Response to Reply #62
63. Is he gone?
Last word, last word!!!

:woohoo:

:D
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 04:52 PM
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29. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!
:rofl:

Absofuckinglutely brilliant!



















:popcorn:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:02 PM
Response to Reply #29
32. More popcorn?
But you're a MINISTER!!

Don't you know baby Jesus could choke on that stuff?

:cry:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:08 PM
Response to Reply #32
34. Nonsense.
He changes popcorn into communion wafers. I thought you knew that.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:11 PM
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36. ....
:spray:


:thumbsup:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:04 PM
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33. Oh My No! Not That One!
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:17 PM
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37. There's special place in hell for people like you Robb
Just a friendly reminder :)

Khash.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:18 PM
Response to Reply #37
38. Yay!!
Edited on Fri Dec-09-05 05:18 PM by southlandshari
You looked!

:woohoo:



Are you SURE you are really....?

:loveya:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:26 PM
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41. I'm not talking to you, lady
You haven't answered my PMs, so I'm sulking!

(But, of course, I looked! You're beautiful! Pass up a chance to slobber on my keyboard, I don't think so! Which makes Robb's ploy even more evil.)

Khash.

(But, yes, I am....)
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:28 PM
Response to Reply #41
42. Oh no!!!!
I shall check my box for unanswered PMs from you post haste!!

:cry:


I've been so bad. If you want, you could spank me for that. Really you could...

:P
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:38 PM
Response to Reply #42
46. Well you needn't answer them
since I think I have the answer. I just thought that after the incident that must never be referred to you no longer wanted to be friends. I was hurt :(

But all is well now :hug:

But as for the spanking.... between you and KW I'm gonna be exhausted!

Khash.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:42 PM
Response to Reply #46
47. I'm so sorry!!
I totally missed that one!

:hide:


I thought YOU were ignoring ME!!!

:hug:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 05:49 PM
Response to Reply #47
51. I don't do the ignoring thing very well
I tend to tell people endlessly and annoyingly that I'm ignoring them. Just ask TJ.

I suppose in a way I was. In that I thought if there was a problem, the gentlemanly thing to do was to leave you alone. Sorry, the gentlemanly thing to do would have been to trust you....

Khash.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 06:03 PM
Response to Reply #51
55. I'm so glad we had this talk!
:hug:
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 06:07 PM
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56. I can't believe this thread is still alive
I mean, I laughed my ass off when I posted it. Who knew! :rofl:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 06:08 PM
Response to Reply #56
58. It's hijacked!
That's all.



:rofl:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 06:18 PM
Response to Reply #58
59. I didn't think he'd mind...
Since we were kicking it for him.

;)

And some of us are polite enough to send a thread-starter a PM to seek approval for a hijack in progress...

Right Robb?

:hi:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 06:22 PM
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61. Ooops,
where were my manners? I wish my threads got hijacked once. :cry:

But, since your name is in the subject of the whole thread, that's not really hijacking. Which leads me to another question:

How do I start a sub-thread? :yoiks:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 03:50 AM
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64. Kick for Robb...
...and for all my naughty Nighthawk friends!

:evilgrin:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 04:21 AM
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65. Robb is a dingbat
Take that!
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 01:02 PM
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66. ...
Just to catch a few of you porn-on-the-brain miscreants looking!

:P
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 01:06 PM
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67. ...
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-12-05 01:31 PM
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68. WHERE do you get those smilies?
:thumbsup:
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