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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:29 AM
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WTF!!!!! Is math a lost art???????
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:30 AM
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1. Is there a serious echo in the Lounge, or what?
;-)
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:30 AM
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2. Dude! Gaaaaaah!
And to answer your question, yes, it definitely is. Woman at the last job I worked at asked me, in all seriousness, which was bigger, 1/3 or 1/4. This was a woman in a semi-professional position. Eek.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:33 AM
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4. You should have told her 1/2
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:35 AM
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5. I would have screwed with her. Told her it depended upon what each
one was measuring.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:33 AM
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3. .
:eyes:
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:36 AM
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6. penile warts
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:40 AM
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7. Hey!
Are you wishing penile warts on my boyfriend? :wow: That doesn't seem fair!
























to me! He probably deseves 'em for posting that joke again.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:41 AM
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8. What joke?
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:41 AM
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9. Shut up.
Edited on Sun Dec-11-05 12:41 AM by LeftyMom
;)
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:43 AM
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10. not wishing, CURSING
it's a gypsy course... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:45 AM
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11. Yet, I'm no gypsy.
And the only gypsy I knew, was SO not a curse.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:47 AM
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13. no no, the gypsy gives the curse
you receive the curse... it's not race specific to receive, i.e. you don't have to be Romanii to be cursed by a Romanii. Anyone can receive.

You better get some topical cream, 2006 is gonna be a long year for you.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:50 AM
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17. I hate to do this, but
circle, circle, dot, dot

Now I have my gypsy curse shot.

Mmmmmmm...now what?
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:46 AM
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12. But you're punishing the wrong person!
That's it, I'm going over your head!


Shariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! Big's cursed my sweetie's package again!
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:48 AM
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14. Dry flaky nipples
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:49 AM
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15. Uh oh...here come the big guns
Okay, I said "come" and "big gun" in the same sentence in a pseudo sex subthread. What do I win?
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:50 AM
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18. Stubbed toe


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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:52 AM
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21. Cool! Whose stubbed toe do I win?
I mean, if it once belonged to Britney Spears or Jennifer Aniston, I've got nothing but PURE GOLD on my hands...
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:52 AM
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20. Big's undivided mod attention.
Good job, no fun in the lounge now. :eyes:

TG? ;)
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:53 AM
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22. You mean...The Fun is Over again?
Oh, shit.

Sorry, all.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:54 AM
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23. yep, you broke the lounge.
good job. :eyes:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 01:04 AM
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24. Puh-lease. The day I break The Lounge
Is the day I can kick back, relax, and know that I am the most deviant poster on the internets.

There are AT LEAST 10 folks here that are way ahead of me. And I'm NOT naming names.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:49 AM
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16. nice one
Now I must top it. }(
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 12:50 AM
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19. Dare I dare you?
I do. I dare...
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 01:05 AM
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25. Heh heh...just me and mods here
*rubs hands together*

Tell me you love me...

I do love you guys, seriously.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 01:11 AM
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26. Okay, look.


Half the people in this country are good at math, half are not, and the other half just REALLY don't care. So what is the big f'in' deal?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 01:33 AM
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27. That's 3 halves, I think.
It's all about the haves and have-nots, I guess.

Like I said...math...nobody cares...
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 01:47 AM
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29. OMG, you're right.


I forgot the fourth half!

Duuuh-uh.



I can't believe I posted that. I feel like such an idiot now.



:yoiks:


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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 01:55 AM
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30. Look, let's just forget it all
and let me add a second opinion on how you "fee
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 01:58 AM
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31. ...on how I "fee?


Um, hands a little too busy for the keyboard there, big guy?


:evilgrin:


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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 02:01 AM
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32. Well, you got
"big guy" right.

Otherwise, I'm working on a wireless keyboard/mouse combo.

HOWEVER, you could change that and make me an honest man, what with the very busy hands, my dear DA...

Though, I must say, my hands would not, likely be my only appendage wanting to be VERY busy...
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 02:09 AM
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33. Hmmm.

"HOWEVER, you could change that and make me an honest man, what with the very busy hands, my dear DA..."

Yes, I suppose I could. However, I would certainly need to be enticed by a TOPLESS PHOTO of you first.


=ahem=
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-11-05 01:39 AM
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28. You are bad.
You need a :spank:
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