Worst TV Ear Worms thread

List them hear. I think I'll have to go with, "Green Acres."
"Green Aceres is the place to be - Farm Livin is the life for me"

You take a chance and face the wind.
An open road and a road that’s hidden
A brand new life around the bend.

There were times when I lost a dream or two.
Found the trail, and at the end was you.
There’s a path you take and a path untaken
The choice is up to you my friend.

Nights are long but you’re on your way
To a brand new life,
Brand new life,
Brand new life around the bend.

:banghead:

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost.
The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, the Professor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan's Isle.

only one way to get that thing out of your head.

With an ice pick.

Come aboard, we're expecting you
Love, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance

And love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore
It's love
Welcome aboard
It's love!

I get that one stuck sometimes.

Look at what’s happened to me,
I can’t believe it myself.
Suddenly I’m up on top of the world,
It should’ve been somebody else.

Believe it or not, I’m walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it’s just me.

It’s like a light of a new day,
It came from out of the blue.
Breaking me out of the spell I was in,
Making all of my wishes come true.

Believe it or not, I’m walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be? Believe it or not it’s just me.

Here's the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.

Here's the story, of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three boys of his own,
They were four men, living all together,
Yet they were all alone.

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
The Brady Bunch,

That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
The Brady Bunch.

when quite accidentally
the hero who sneezed abruptly seized
retreat and reversed it to vic...to-ry

His Medal of Honor pleased and thrilled
his proud little family group
While pinning it on, some blood was spilled
and so it was planned he command
F TROOP

Where Indian fights are colorful sights
and nobody takes a lickin'
Where paleface and redskin
both turn chicken

When drilling and fighting get them down
they know their morale can droop
As long as they all relax in town
before they resume with a bang and a boom
F TROOP

it is nearly impossible to get rid of until you listen to 5 solid hours of industrial music.

Thank you for being a friend,
Travelled down the road and back again.
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confident.

And if you threw a party-,
Invited everyone you knew-,
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say,
Thank you for being a friend-.

a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family
fed
and then one day he was looking for some
food when up through the ground came a
bubbling crude.....oil that is...black
gold....Texas T.

Well the first thing you know
old Jed's a millionaire
the kinfolk said "Jed move away
from there!" They said California
is the place you oughta be so they
loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly,
Hills that is, swimming pool, movie stars.

I love Lucy and she loves me
We're as happy as two can be
Sometimes we quarrel, but then
How we love making up again

Lucy kisses like no one can
She's my missus and I'm her man
And life is heaven, you see
'Cause I love Lucy, yes, I love Lucy
And Lucy loves me



...which is why I named my cat Lucy. :loveya:

a hero to save the day
Just when you think he's here for good
that's when he goes away.

Here's Boomer
Wondering from town to town
Here's Boomer
He's never going to settle down
Boomer.....

Oh no, I won't. I despise that horrid piece of generic crap. And since "Friends" will be on in reruns until the end of time, it will always be playing, somewhere. :puke:

Hey now where ya going,
I want to know where ya going,
He's going every where
He's BJ Mckay and his best friend is Bear.

as performed by bobby sherman




(Montengro/Sheldon/Keller)

The bluest skies you've ever seen in Seattle
And the hills the greenest green in Seattle
Like a beautiful child growing up free and wild
Full of hopes and full of fears
Full of laughter full of tears
Full of dreams to last the years in Seattle
In Seattle
When it's time to leave your home and your loved ones
It's the hardest thing a boy can ever do
And you pray that you will find
Someone warm and sweet and kind
But you're not sure what's waiting there for you
The bluest skies you've ever seen in Seattle
And the hills the greenest green in Seattle
Like a beautiful child growing up free and wild
Full of hopes and full of fears
Full of laughter full of tears
Full of dreams to last the years in Seattle
In Seattle
When you find your own true love
You will know it
By her smile, by the look in her eye
Scent of pine trees in the air
Never knew a day so fair
It makes you feel so good
That you could cry
The bluest skies you've ever seen in Seattle
And the hills the greenest green in Seattle
Like a beautiful child growing up free and wild
Full of hopes and full of fears
Full of laughter full of tears
Full of dreams to last the years in Seattle
In Seattle

The LOVE BOAT!

the facts of life.
The facts of life.

There's a time you gotta go and show
You're growin' now,
You know about the facts of life.
The facts of life.

When the world never seems,
To be living up to your dreams.
And suddenly you're finding out,
The facts of life are all about you.
All about you.
You-u-u-u,
A-ll about you.
It takes a lot to get em right,
But you're learnin the facts of life.
Learnin the facts of life.
Learnin the facts of life.
Learnin the facts of li-fe.


---I found myself singing this in the grocery store...thanks to a Duer who shall not be named. (his initials are OR)

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!

Thanks to my 3 year old Spongebob fanatic.

Come and knock on our door
blah blah exciting and new
blah blah....
three's company too

where you see someone just putting the cooked bird in the fridge, and the fridge door opening up every so often and someone taking some meat off the bird.

The song that played with it was a song written especially for the ad:

pick pick pick
pick pick pick
pick pick pick pick pick pick
pick
pick pick
pick pick pick.....



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