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Enraged_Ape (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 08:19 AM Original message |
Saw "Brokeback Mountain" last night, and it turned me gay |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 08:22 AM Response to Original message |
1. Coool, so if I go see it tonight, and it turns me gay . . . |
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Enraged_Ape (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 08:24 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Sure |
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NNadir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 12:53 PM Response to Reply #1 |
40. I'm sorry but I'm heterosexual. It is not a choice. People try to make |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 02:30 PM Response to Reply #40 |
50. You just haven't met the right gay agenda recruiter yet. |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 08:25 AM Response to Original message |
3. Yep...phase 1 of "The Plan" is working perfectly. |
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Cannikin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 08:26 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Muuuaaah ah ah ah ah ah |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 10:01 AM Response to Reply #4 |
20. All hail! |
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swimboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 10:34 AM Response to Reply #4 |
24. And just in time for |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 10:54 AM Response to Reply #3 |
26. Latte Maker production is working all shifts... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 08:28 AM Response to Original message |
5. Did the movie feature any assless chaps? If not you deserve a refund. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 08:30 AM Response to Original message |
6. Could it turn me into a gay man? |
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Enraged_Ape (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 08:50 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. No the gender stays the same |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 09:12 AM Response to Reply #6 |
11. I figured the ladies would have to wait for the Phase 2 (sequel) film |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 09:38 AM Response to Reply #11 |
16. That actually sounds better than half the movies ive seen this year |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 09:41 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Thanks! LOL.... |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 09:47 AM Response to Reply #17 |
19. Wow, I hadn't noticed |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 10:55 AM Response to Reply #11 |
27. Errr... I would have to see that about 500 times.... |
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Lochloosa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 11:18 AM Response to Reply #11 |
29. I would take my wife to see that one! |
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Rowdyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 08:49 AM Response to Original message |
7. Now you can start an "Ex-Straight" ministry and preach the faith! |
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Enraged_Ape (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 08:56 AM Response to Reply #7 |
10. Wow, that's a great idea! |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 08:51 AM Response to Original message |
9. Just the ads have turned me from a woman into a gay man |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 09:14 AM Response to Original message |
12. Can we drive by a theater that's showing it without the "gay rays" |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 12:32 PM Response to Reply #12 |
32. No don't be scared .... |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 12:35 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. OK, after you turn it up, how many blocks away |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 02:03 PM Response to Reply #33 |
44. You weren't supposed to see that. |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 02:06 PM Response to Reply #44 |
45. Yeah but, but, but...if the Gay Rays get me, Mrs R won't be happy. |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 02:09 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. Of course she'll be happy. |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 02:15 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. Hey, I already help her out with decorating ideas for the house! |
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DarienComp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 09:17 AM Response to Original message |
13. Now that you're gay, can I buy you a drink? |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 10:21 AM Response to Reply #13 |
21. Only if you're a gay gay |
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Divameow77 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 09:30 AM Response to Original message |
14. My husband has already informed me that |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 10:55 AM Response to Reply #14 |
28. Straight men can be so weird... |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 09:36 AM Response to Original message |
15. Did you get your free toaster yet? |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 09:45 AM Response to Original message |
18. Thanks. Next thing you'll want to do is get married. To a guy. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 12:41 PM Response to Reply #18 |
36. Yes, it's a slippery slope, my friend! |
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Crankie Avalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 10:26 AM Response to Original message |
22. Kicked and nominated... |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 10:26 AM Response to Original message |
23. To paraphrase Franken's book liner |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 10:53 AM Response to Original message |
25. I watched "French Kiss" last night, and it turned me straight |
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Enraged_Ape (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 11:32 AM Response to Reply #25 |
31. Hey, I LOVED "Blue Crush" |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 12:39 PM Response to Reply #31 |
35. Hmmm..... true... maybe "Top Gun" will be your thing now |
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Yavin4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 11:27 AM Response to Original message |
30. If You Only Watch Half of the Movie |
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swimboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
34. Gay? Hell, it made me a Cowboy! |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 01:44 PM Response to Reply #34 |
42. Giddy up!! |
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sundog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 05:08 PM Response to Reply #34 |
61. oh wow |
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atomic-fly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
37. I didn't make it last night, gonna try again tonight |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 12:45 PM Response to Original message |
38. I only saw a preview for it |
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swimboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 12:51 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. Come on ovah! |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 03:52 PM Response to Reply #39 |
54. Swatches? I gots me some RM Coco and Pindler & Pindler swatchbooks |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 05:56 PM Response to Reply #39 |
65. Fabulous, Darling... |
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Ryano42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 01:02 PM Response to Original message |
41. I watched 2 innings of a college... |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 01:46 PM Response to Reply #41 |
43. giggle -- go to a women's rugby match -- she'll worship you |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 02:22 PM Response to Original message |
48. But what if it only turns me bi? |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
49. I saw The Birdcage in 1996 and that turned me gay... |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 02:58 PM Response to Reply #49 |
51. Tom Cruise having "hetero" sex turned you back? |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 04:01 PM Response to Reply #51 |
55. Nicole, not Tom!! |
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woofless (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
52. Gives whole new meaning to the prhase- |
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pdx_prog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 03:24 PM Response to Original message |
53. Just thinking about going to see it |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
56. Yeah, but did it turn you into a cowboy? |
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myrna minx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
57. Get a toaster to Ang Lee STAT! n/t |
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ContraBass Black (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
58. I can save you! |
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Enraged_Ape (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 04:22 PM Response to Reply #58 |
59. Actually, I thought about renting Betty Blue again... |
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Bzzzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
60. Well, ya know... |
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sundog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
62. you live in new mexico, right? |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
63. Hmm...there's no hope for you now. |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-14-05 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
64. Does this work on straight women or just straight men? |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-15-05 07:39 AM Response to Reply #64 |
66. I'll watch that one! I want to be turned into a lesbian! (nt) |
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dback (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-15-05 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
67. I thought only Clooney & Banderas did that to straight men. |
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Enraged_Ape (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-15-05 06:29 PM Response to Reply #67 |
68. Hey, those Nasonex commercials with the Banderas bee |
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robbedvoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-15-05 11:13 PM Response to Original message |
69. Does it work on gals too? Just checking. |
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