Don't Tell Southlandshari!! Pat Robertson Says Pie Is NOT Delicious!

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VIRGINIA BEACH, VA—Televangelist Pat Robertson, who recently condemned the town of Dover, PA for accepting evolution and called for the assassination of leftist Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, said during a Sunday broadcast of The 700 Club that pie is not delicious. "Pie is a corrupt and foul-tasting pastry-covered baked-fruit abomination that shall turn to ashes in the mouth of the misled eater," Robertson said during his 11-minute anti-pie tirade. "The pious eat not the pie, knowing it an unclean thing, nor the crust, nor the filling. Get thee behind me, pie!" Stunned 700 Club viewer Melody Blaker of Houston told reporters that that the evangelist had "abandoned common sense."

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43451/print/

Doesn't say anything about moon pies or cow pies.

tacos however....

eating taco merely opens a window to your heart. A window that opens to HELL!!!!!11eleven

Maybe God already took it.

berries are laying with other berries?

a week or two ago. Pie won! I love pie.

Mmmmmmm, pie ........

Rest assured, Pat Robertson never had a chance at tasting my pie, anyway!

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shhhhh, don't tell Shari...