I put this disclaimer at the end of my holiday letter, I couldn't resist..

DISCLAIMER:

The composer of the above is fully aware that to all the die-hard religious fundamentalists and Fox News watchers out there, the greeting in the subject line equates to him being a footsoldier in the media-created "War on Christmas". He is comforted, however, knowing that to every other rational mind, it shows a simple awareness that more than one holiday is celebrated during December. The author expresses no ill will toward any religious or pagan rituals or celebrations. The author believes that he has inserted a satisfactory number of references to Jesus' Birthday allthewhile preserving a general "holiday" ambiguity, thereby appeasing both the religious and secular communities. Your understanding is appreciated.

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My father in law is REALLY right-leaning. So he'll probably like this. LOL.