ate mexican food at lunch today, now my stomach is playing games on me

LSK

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Wed Dec-14-05 02:14 PM
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ate mexican food at lunch today, now my stomach is playing games on me

Edited on Wed Dec-14-05 02:15 PM by LSK

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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LynneSin

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Wed Dec-14-05 02:17 PM
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1. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

:loveya:

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LSK

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Wed Dec-14-05 02:18 PM
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2. love ya too

Merry Fitzmas :hi:

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Sequoia

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Wed Dec-14-05 02:18 PM
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3. And this the brazillioneth time it's been posted.

And it's not even funny and never was.

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Call Me Wesley

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Wed Dec-14-05 02:25 PM
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4. I'm sorry to hear you're not feeling great.

Montezuma's revenge can be hard on people, and I hope you'll get better soon. Might eat some

But the coal you might find as your Christmas gift will do, too.

Funny joke, BTW. If I'd only speak brazilian, I'd get it.

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edbermac

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Wed Dec-14-05 02:27 PM
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5. How'd you like a tamale up your cornhole?

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Bassic

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Wed Dec-14-05 02:35 PM
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6. That's it, I'm going away.

'Later

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