Words that should NEVER be used together

SoCalDem

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Thu Dec-15-05 06:47 PM
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Words that should NEVER be used together

I Love you.... BUT

Mom, Dad.......Sit down

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Rising Phoenix

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Thu Dec-15-05 06:53 PM
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1. late and I"m

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pdx_prog

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Thu Dec-15-05 06:57 PM
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2. Is that your red Mercedes out in the parking lot?

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SoCalDem

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Thu Dec-15-05 07:04 PM
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3. You reminded me of a very funny story...

YEARS ago, I worked at a grocery store in a very chi-chi area near palm Springs.. One early Sunday morning, a boxboy knocked on my door and said.."What should I do? Come with me".. We walked outside and there was a Rolls Royce convertible with the top down, motor running, radio going...and NO ONE in or near it..

The shopping complex was virtually empty (It was about 7:30 AM).. So I told him to wait there and watch the car..and I wandered up and down the aisles looking for a "possible" owner.. About 4 aisles later, i spotted an elderly well-dressed guy, and asked him if he had a convertible.. He said .."Oh shit", and took off like a shot.. Sure enough it was his car, and we stood there as he hollered.. "Jeanette" at the top of his lungs.. Pretty soon, this waifishly gaunt red-headded young thing comes scampering out of a donut shop...

He thanked us, and the two of them drove off, arguing...

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Thu Dec-15-05 07:06 PM
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4. GOP and Honest?

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KamaAina

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Thu Dec-15-05 07:18 PM
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5. President...Bush

'nuf ced.

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Left Is Write

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Thu Dec-15-05 09:25 PM
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10. Yeah. That's the winner.

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jmm

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Thu Dec-15-05 07:26 PM
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6. "I don't" and "except"

A few years ago I got into a conversation on a bus about domestic violence with another passenger. The driver overheard us and said, "I don't believe in hitting women except..."

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eeyore

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Thu Dec-15-05 07:27 PM
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7. Smart and Bomb

n/t

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ForrestGump

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Thu Dec-15-05 09:14 PM
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8. "ForrestGump"........... ................ .............."castration"

:scared:

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Left Is Write

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Thu Dec-15-05 09:25 PM
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9. "No offense, but...."

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roguevalley

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Thu Dec-15-05 09:37 PM
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11. vomit sandwich

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mongo

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Thu Dec-15-05 09:43 PM
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12. Penis and any word describing injury or pain

except for maybe swollen...

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Guava Jelly

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Thu Dec-15-05 09:44 PM
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13. you may feel a little pressure

or
mom dad I'm republican...

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Thu Dec-15-05 09:46 PM
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14. "Some of my best friends are...."

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Gold Metal Flake

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Thu Dec-15-05 09:50 PM
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15. PETA thread

:scared:

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NaturalHigh

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Thu Dec-15-05 10:03 PM
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16. As I wrote in another thread last night...

I get nervous when the words "purple finger" and ass are used in the same sentence. Something about that is just not right.

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Liberalynn

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Thu Dec-15-05 10:07 PM
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17. This Won't Hurt a bit

Edited on Thu Dec-15-05 10:08 PM by Liberalynn

oops sorry.

I'm sure it will taste great, Oh YICK Gag.

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NaturalHigh

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Thu Dec-15-05 10:18 PM
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19. Thanks for the two new mental pictures.

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CatBoreal

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Thu Dec-15-05 10:09 PM
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18. Mom...

...don't panic, I'm not hurt that bad but...

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