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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 10:59 PM
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I almost ran over two nuns. Ask me anything.
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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:04 PM
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1. What stopped you?
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:04 PM
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2. ...
:rofl:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:06 PM
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5. They did. They sort of scared me. they came up
behind me in the dark.
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:05 PM
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3. Well, are they ok?
Just asking.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:07 PM
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8. Yes, but I am not.
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CatholicEdHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:06 PM
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4. How many roseries do you have to say tonight?
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ucmike Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:06 PM
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6. did they just walk into a bar?
is this some kind of joke????
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:07 PM
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7. No. It is not. The police had to take me home.
:(
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ucmike Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:15 PM
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16. i was kidding. you know the old jokes that start...
two guys/nuns/rabbis/pirates/etc walk into a bar....

my sister was driving to work when a car crossed the center line and cracked her right in the drivers side door. she was okay, but got out to find 4 nuns in fulllength habits getting out of the other car. my sister said she thought she had hit her head in the accident and was hallucinating.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:16 PM
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17. Yes I thought I was out of it too...
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:08 PM
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9. My last drunk was with two nuns.
Was one of them an Elvis freak?
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:09 PM
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10. Was it just a blur of black and white, between the nuns and the cops?
enquiring minds want to know....

:)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:22 PM
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22. YES!
It is now a blur.
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:10 PM
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11. Were they in uniform?
The nuns, not the police...
I imagine it would be hard to see them at night.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:13 PM
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14. These nuns don't wear habits any more which
makes it harder to see them...
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:12 PM
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12. Are you in trouble?
Edited on Sun Dec-18-05 11:13 PM by tjdee
:hug: You're finally home, at least!

Since you're posting, with my big brain I deduce that you at least are physically okay and able to post to DU. I imagine you are a bit shaky still.... and since the police escorted you home, you're not in jail.

But do you need to see the police again? :scared: Do you still have a car?
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:15 PM
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15. I AM IN A LOT OF TROUBLE!
But yes thank God I am home safe. The police took me home and I had to
leave the car at the monastery. :(
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:17 PM
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18. Who are you in trouble with?
Edited on Sun Dec-18-05 11:18 PM by tjdee
The police? Your family? God?

I hope you were sober...this sounds not so good. But you're home now, and whatever happened it was an accident, and you didn't hit them.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:18 PM
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19. Sober? Depends are the definition of the word...
I was drunk on my disease, I am mentally ill and thought that the nuns had trapped me...
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:19 PM
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20. But you didn't hit them. So there's that.
You can't be in that much trouble, since they're okay?

:scared:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:21 PM
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21. Yes, but I probably won't be able to show
my face there ever again. :(
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:26 PM
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23. Don't be so hard on yourself. It was an accident.
They're supposed to be all loving and stuff, right?

Maybe give it a while and write a letter/drop by?

Hmm. But you do have to get your car...

:hug:

It was an accident. They happen. The nuns are fine, and you're home.
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:12 PM
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13. You nearly had a new punchline for that joke.
"What's black and white and red all over?"
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:30 PM
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24. are you a soldier in the War on Christmas?
Edited on Sun Dec-18-05 11:34 PM by LSK
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:55 PM
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25. watching
"mother,jugs,and speed"? and decided to try scaring some nuns?
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