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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 07:53 AM
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Women Throw Panties At Dead Rabbi
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HUNDREDS of young Israeli women hoping to find themselves a husband have been placing their underwear on the tomb of a venerated rabbi in the hopes that their marriage prayers will be answered.

Would-be Israeli brides leave intimate offering for rabbi Around 400 pairs of knickers and bras have been collected from the grilles of the tomb's window or on the branches of nearby trees by the authorities charged with preserving the final resting place of Rabbi Yenothan Ben Uziel in the Amuka region of northern Israel, the Maariv daily reported on Sunday.

According to Jewish tradition, anyone who is unmarried will meet their soulmate and marry within a year if they visit his tomb.

However Rabbi Israel Deri, in charge of protecting holy sites in the north, told the paper that the women's prayers would go unanswered.

"Having consulted with the chief rabbis, I can say with certainty that not only are these women guilty of a profanity but they will also never gain benediction," he said.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17609115-13762,00.html
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 07:54 AM
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1. Rock Star Rabbi? n/t
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 08:08 AM
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2. Never gain benediction? Because they put their panties on a tree?
:wtf:

Damn that's some strict rule.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 08:10 AM
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3. If they want some action...
I'd suggest throwing their panties at a living guy.

Nuff said.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 08:13 AM
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4. So that's what I've been doing wrong....
:shrug:
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 08:19 AM
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5. Who woulda thunk . . .
that a tomb would be such a great place to pick up chicks :evilgrin:
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 08:44 AM
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6. Rabbi Tom Jones...
hahahaha
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