1. I am authorised to take candy from the mouths of children and
make the young girls cry. I can tell children lies about their parents, their teachers, and their religious instructors. I can make you learn one hundred Bible verses by heart, even entire Psalms.
8. I have legal authority to turn off & on DU sig-lines at a whims notice
Right now, I just don't feel like looking at them so I turned em all off. Maybe if all of you suck up to me I'll bring em back for a bit this afternoon!
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