Good Morning said the chicken to the rooster

Beer Snob-50

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Tue Dec-20-05 12:40 PM
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Good Morning said the chicken to the rooster

how do you want your egg today?

Come on! this is a tough house!!

My wife showed her friend of picture of her sitting on her fathers knee. Her friend asked her who the ventreloquist was..... My wife is so ugly when she sits in the sand cats try to bury her....

Come on!!

A toast to all the virgins here...thanks for nothing.

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eyepaddle

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Tue Dec-20-05 12:42 PM
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1. Is there anybody here from out of town?

Edited on Tue Dec-20-05 12:42 PM by eyepaddle

I'll be here all week--make sure you tip your waitresses and waiters!

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edbermac

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Tue Dec-20-05 01:45 PM
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2. If a mime is arrested, does he have the right to remain silent?

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chknltl

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Tue Dec-20-05 01:50 PM
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3. Rodney Dangerfield???

Sounds kinda like him... He earned my respect.

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Debi

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Tue Dec-20-05 02:00 PM
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4. Is this thing on? n/t

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