Hey! Wanna hear a funny joke about Brazilians?

Nah, it's not here, I'm just messin with ya!

:hi:

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR.

Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.

He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!

So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button. When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off...confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.


He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.

The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."


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I liked that one - just read it to the S.O.!

* was being briefed by the National Security Advisor who was going over the latest developements in world events.

* was pretty rather passive until she began talking about South America and mentioned an incident in which "three Brazillian soldiers were killed".

* straightened up in his chair and exclaimed "Three Brazillian soldiers?!?! Oh my God, that's horrible!!"

* then turned to Cheney and whispered "Tell me again... How many is a 'brazillian'?"

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it. And there you post the dreaded thing and ruin it all. :(

You're getting a potato in your Christmas stocking!

:P