Here's a good one for ya!

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
>>show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts
>>going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
>>
>>Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
>>shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you
>>think you can stereotype women that way?
>>
>>What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a
>>human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being
>>respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full
>>potential as a person.
>>
>>Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against
>>not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"
>>
>>The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,
>>"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee
>>
>>

I love it!

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Do you know about the blonde who went into the library, walked up to the circulation desk and said, "I'd like a burger, small fries and a Coke." The librarian drew herself up and said, "Excuse me, miss, but you are in a Library!"

Deeply embarrassed, the blonde blushed, covered her mouth in a mortified fashion, said she was really sorry, then leaned forward and whispered, "I'd like a burger, small fries and a Coke."

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BTW ~ I'm a blonde ...




Oh yeah - the joke is funny

LOL! :rofl:

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There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"

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Because it said "concentrate."

Redstone

The blonde, is quite confused about what to do.
Finally the cop says, show me your license. It's small and square and has your picture on it.

Finally pulling a mirror out of her bag, she says to the fair-haired police officer, "Oh, is this it?"

The blonde cop, looking at the mirror, says...

Why didn't you just tell me you were a cop. Get outta here!