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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:25 PM
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ATTENTION: brazillion joke here (I promise)
Joaquim lived in Sao Paulo and, like many Paulistas, he had a cousin in Portugal.

He was fond of this cousin so he decided to send him a box of matches.

He wrapped them in a parcel and off they went.

Five days later Joaquim's phone went late at night. The cousin was on the end of the line:

"Hey, these matches you sent, they don't work- such a nice present, but they just won't light"

"What d'you mean they won't light? I tried each and every one of them and they all light perfectly!"

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Were you expecting something else? :shrug:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:26 PM
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1. LOL. You are a genius!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:28 PM
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2. Rumsfeld is crying by now. (nt)
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:44 PM
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3. kick
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:56 PM
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4. False Advertising! False Advertising!
that was not a brazillion joke! It was a Brazillian joke!
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 07:29 PM
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5. LOL
Nice one! :rofl:
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