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CornField Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:34 PM
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Dear Penthouse
I never thought an Iowa housewife like myself would ever be writing to you. Since 51% of Americans sold their collective souls down the river and/or greedy corporate interests hijacked fair elections, I have been screwed as never before...
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:57 PM
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1. I think Penthouse would agree with you.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 03:02 PM
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2. Clever....
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:21 PM
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3. Those letters are masterpieces of fiction...
:web:
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:23 PM
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4. fiction????
they are all true aren't they?
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:41 PM
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5. Are you kidding??
A typical letter involves some guy who gets stuck in an elevator with some unknown blonde bimbo whose boobs are bigger than her IQ; he unzips and takes it out; she goes wild with passion and they have hours of wild monkey sex.

If that happened to you or me when we unzipped; she'd start screaming "Help!! Police!! There's some pervert whacking off in the elevator!"
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:42 PM
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6. you read
my letter didn't you?
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 05:00 PM
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7. Ooops!! Sorry!!
You naughty boy...:evilgrin:
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