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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:11 PM
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I am a conservative disruptor. Ask me anything.
Edited on Wed Dec-21-05 04:27 PM by bertha katzenengel
It's time I came out of the closet - so to speak.

The only true things I've said about myself on this forum are that I am from California and love cats. But I only have two. Anyone who would have eight cats, as I have told you all I have, would be a mentally ill ultra-lib.

I'm NOT a lesbian. :puke:

I'm NOT a liberal. :puke:

I'm NOT an atheist. I am a born again, Bible-believing Christian. God said it - I believe it - that settles it! The Bible is the fully inspired Word of God. Every bit of it is to be taken literally, as God intended. If the Bible says to stone disobedient children - so be it.

I fully support our president, George W. Bush. He is a fine upstanding Christian man, the first Godly leader our great nation has ever had. Everything he does, he prays about it first, so that he knows he is doing the right thing.

Merry Christmas, all you god-hating, America-hating, Bush-hating pinko liberals! I hope they don't delete my account before I get a chance to reply to your evil rants against me!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:16 PM
Response to Original message
1. Bullshit!
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:23 PM
Response to Reply #1
5. I'll take some of that.
It will indeed be a fun show. :popcorn:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:26 PM
Response to Reply #5
7. Yeah this is going to be good! But hey, are you one?
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:27 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. A disruptor? Hell yes. Ask me anything.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:29 PM
Response to Reply #8
10. Oh man! But this should be good anyways!
:popcorn: :popcorn:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:29 PM
Response to Reply #10
13. Am I lost or what?
Edited on Wed Dec-21-05 04:30 PM by Shell Beau
:shrug:

Is it opposite day?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:30 PM
Response to Reply #13
14. Welcome to my world
This is how I feel all the time. :)
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:30 PM
Response to Reply #14
16. It sure does suck!!
x(
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:32 PM
Response to Reply #16
18. Well it's my world and I quite like it!!!
:P
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:18 PM
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2. ha
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah :rofl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

:hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:19 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. You burst your box!
Um...
:hide:

























:hi:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:24 PM
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6. er....




:P
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:20 PM
Response to Reply #2
4. Go ahead and laugh, progmom, but one of the things I HAVEN'T
told about myself on DU is that I am a helluvan actress. Believe it.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:30 PM
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15. ha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<gasp>
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:39 PM
Response to Reply #15
29. Well... I am...
My real name is Jessica Lange. Wanna come over and see my Oscar? ;)
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:42 PM
Response to Reply #29
32. Jessica Lange is a Demo donor!
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:52 PM
Response to Reply #32
37. Yes, I know.
;) The jig's up. :(
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:47 PM
Response to Reply #29
35. now that's the best pickup line i have heard in AGES!
:rofl:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:52 PM
Response to Reply #35
36. Oh, I've only just begun.
Mmmm... nice blouse...

Of course, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
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MadisonProgressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 09:24 AM
Response to Reply #29
46. Yeah, and I'm Robert DeNiro - you lookin' at me?????
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 10:12 AM
Response to Reply #46
58. Why yes, I am, Bobby...
:making eyes:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:28 PM
Response to Original message
9. Yeah right!
:P
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:29 PM
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11. Godly? You mean Ronald Reagan wasn't a God? (nt)
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:33 PM
Response to Reply #11
20. No. Ronald Reagan was a great man, and a great president,
but not a god. The Bible says there is only One True God, and to worship anyone or anything else is idolatry.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:29 PM
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12. I only have one cat!
I'm better than you! :rofl:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:33 PM
Response to Reply #12
22. Yeah. You're better than me.
:eyes: Just like a liberal.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:35 PM
Response to Reply #22
26. Heh!
I have the brains! I'm from Hollywood! Aw shuck, it's in California anyway ...

But I can talk with your governor in his native langauge! ;)
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:40 PM
Response to Reply #26
30. Yeah, and what can he say?
Nice cat, Wes. Now move before my bodyguards pump *clap* you up.

;) :hi:
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Mizmoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:31 PM
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17. Disobedient children LIKE to be stoned
at least the teens do. So I hear.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:32 PM
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19. I KNEW IT!!!!!
Bertha Venation = Birth of a Nation

Right wing group.


but, who was that in the pics with you in CA? Huh? Gotcha, Bertha.
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:34 PM
Response to Reply #19
24. umm....
*thinking*
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:33 PM
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21. Let me guess - all those cats that live at your home....
...get donated to Bill Frist's scientific research projects

MEANIE!!!!
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:37 PM
Response to Reply #21
27. No, Dr. Frist is ashamed of what he did in the past.
Besides, I don't have any extra cats. Just two: Richard Nixon and Spiro Agnew.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:33 PM
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23. Damn... that was a good cover while it lasted!
:silly:



Merry Christmas!! :loveya:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:38 PM
Response to Reply #23
28. YOU!
;)
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:34 PM
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25. prove it in GD
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:41 PM
Response to Reply #25
31. Oh, that would be fun.
Thank you, no, I like my limbs just where they are. ;)
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:44 PM
Response to Reply #31
33. Yeah. But if you were a Freeper you wouldn't be afraid of some weak
libruls.

:popcorn:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:47 PM
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34. Uh-oh! A freeper has kidnapped Bertha!
Is there a 911 number to call Skinner??
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:59 PM
Original message
No worries. I've escaped.
We now return control of your message board to you.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:59 PM
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38. Besides ...
How do you explain this one?

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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 05:00 PM
Response to Reply #38
39. Go, Petey, Go!
Great 'shop, Wesley! :rofl:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 05:01 PM
Response to Reply #39
40. Thanks!
After that, you know, there's no returning point. :rofl:
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mvd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 05:37 PM
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41. How did you get by us mods?
:hi:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 09:16 AM
Response to Reply #41
43. I'm good. I'm very, very good.
I'm one of those SMART cons -- you know, the kind who knows the ultra-right is full of sh*t, but I use it, manipulate it, to make more and more and more money.
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SlavesandBulldozers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 05:56 PM
Response to Original message
42. hmm no serious spelling mistakes, or grammatical f-ups.
;)
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 09:16 AM
Response to Reply #42
44. Heh heh.
Keeps me under the radar.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 09:17 AM
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45. You commie Calleeeforneeeyan lesbian pinko librul!
Why do you hate Amurrkkka?
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 09:50 AM
Response to Reply #45
51. Because of the way it's pronounced!
If we had a president who could speak intelligibly, who didn't lie every time he opened his mouth, who was surrounded with patriots as advisors instead of greedy scumbags, I'd be proud again.

:hug:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 09:53 AM
Response to Reply #51
52. I know, I know
:hug:

Just so you know, even though I have not met you in real life...I think the world of you!
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 10:08 AM
Response to Reply #52
55. oh, my...
:blush: KW, I'm just a poser, you should know that. ;)

:hug: I am so blessed to be surrounded by so many beautiful, warm, savvy, admirable women. :loveya:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 09:32 AM
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47. How come they say bin Laden is probably dead when
Edited on Thu Dec-22-05 09:36 AM by Jamastiene
we ask why they haven't captured him and when Bush's poll numbers sink very low or the threats of terror from our government begin to stop working on us, bin Laden makes a new tape, just like clockwork?
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 09:49 AM
Response to Reply #47
50. Because 90% of their supporters are STUPID SHEEP.
Who buy ANYTHING "they" say. :eyes:

:hi:
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Atmashine Donating Member (476 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 09:38 AM
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48. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? nt
Edited on Thu Dec-22-05 09:38 AM by Atmashine
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 09:48 AM
Response to Reply #48
49. Fast.
;) Welcome to DU.
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The-Cynic Donating Member (49 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 09:59 AM
Response to Reply #49
53. HAVE YOU BEEN HANNITIZED?
Just wondering, because if you have your a low level person. I mean you've got to be low brow, tell below the belt jokes, rant on about why jews are the fault of everything bad, hate black people and generally (since I'm black, jewish and hate low brow jokes) just a pissant of society.
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 10:10 AM
Response to Reply #53
56. I'm very low brow. I come from a long and distinguished line
of the kind of people who are derided as "white trash." Five-can casserole is my favorite meal, followed closely by Minute Rice with tuna gravy. When I see a piece of trash in my front yard, I leave it for a while out of nostalgia.

But I don't do all those other things....
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The-Cynic Donating Member (49 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 10:13 AM
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59. I love Five-Can Casserole
That's not white trash, thats America's heartland, man If I wasn't shipping out to go back overseas in January, I'd well, I had some this morning as a matter of fact, we had a family get together last nite. Grama' always makes the casserole, must of been a slave thing, because its been in our family for 100's of years. Thank you white people, this casserole is the best!
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 10:27 AM
Response to Reply #59
60. Cynic...
:rofl: Welcome to DU.

Baseball fan, eh? Who's your team?
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The-Cynic Donating Member (49 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 10:55 AM
Response to Reply #60
61. st. louis cardinal'S mam!
The Cardinals are the team, and my blood flows red and white....except we've lost all of our players, and we have a no team, and they knocked down the house that jack built....just look at it!



http://www.kmov.com/stadiumcam/


AHHHH! I CAN'T BEAR IT!!!! IT's TOO MUCH!
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 11:07 AM
Response to Reply #61
63. I am so sorry. :-(
You had a new player last year, came over from my team, David Eckstein -- did you lose him? Did you lose another former Halo, Jim Edmonds?

I'm so sorry about your stadium.

:hug:
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The-Cynic Donating Member (49 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 11:09 AM
Response to Reply #63
64. OH NOONON!
We're quite happy with Davie, and Jimmy, Jimmy's a regular Cardinal now, and for the past 5 seasons he's fit in real nice, he used to be a power hitter but now his defense, SPECTACULAR defense I should say is just fine, david, he needed a little work at first, couldn't throw the ball real hard (he had to replace Edgar Renteria which was a hard spot to fill) but he straigtend out to be our best clutch and lead off hitter for a long time.
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 11:13 AM
Response to Reply #64
65. Yeah, Eck was our shortstop, our spark plug, too. It was tough
to see him go. Hard to see Jim go, too. I LOVE watching Cards game highlights on ESPN because at least once a week you'll see Jimmy dive or go into or over the wall... he was awesome w/ the Halos and he still is. He's going to the Hall of Fame, no doubt.
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 10:01 AM
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54. why do they bother to still make gobstoppers?
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 10:10 AM
Response to Reply #54
57. someone must be eating them
and because the name is funny. :hi:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 10:56 AM
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62. series?
this is HUGH!!!!1111
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