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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:36 PM
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Yeah, YOUR Kids Are REALLY Fucking Cute In Their Race-Car Shopping Carts
Edited on Fri Dec-23-05 07:37 PM by matcom
at the grocery store :eyes:

:popcorn:

ESPECIALLY when you leave them in the middle of the fucking PARKING LOT! :eyes:

:popcorn: :popcorn:

GO!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:39 PM
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1. ...and if you boil those ribs, not even God will save your soul!!!
:popcorn:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:40 PM
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2. i'm now eating FANTASTIC butterscotch cookies!
and YOUR future ex-wife is DOING THE DISHES AS WE SPEAK!! :P

:bounce:

:hide:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:41 PM
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4. Why must you taunt me so?
:cry:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:43 PM
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5. sorry
those tight jeans COMPEL me! :P :hide:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:44 PM
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8. If you fuckers would quit yappin and start coughing up some cash
for my camera fund, I could be outside taking pictures through the window of that piece of ass in tight jeans washing the dishes like a good gal

:popcorn:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:45 PM
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11. if it's any consilation....
i made her get barefoot first
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:47 PM
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14. well, at least she won't get the walls dirty when those feet are
far over her head
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:49 PM
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18. I love dealing with professionals.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:48 PM
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15. You'll need a good lens, too.
Say something in a 300mm Telephoto with IS. I'll just pull that 4 grand out of my ass. ;)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:49 PM
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17. I'll take ass-bills
:shrug:

And I already have the 300 mm IS :D

xmas rocks!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:51 PM
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19. Ooooh...how about the 600 mm?
What's another 3 grand between assholes? :D
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:51 PM
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20. You want full-frame camel-toe, don't you
:bounce:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:54 PM
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21. Hmmm...with the EOS 5D...
I figure we can make that bad boy poster size at least! :D
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:56 PM
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22. I dunno. Matcom, is the Missus' sister ugly?
Edited on Fri Dec-23-05 07:56 PM by DS1
don't wanna take no pictures of pigs
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 08:02 PM
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24. be back in 9-12 minutes
:P
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 08:06 PM
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25. Use the upstairs bathroom.
They'll hear you if you're downstairs. :P
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 08:09 PM
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26. don't worry
i'm taking my cue from you pal :bounce:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 08:10 PM
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27. I hope you washed those sheets before anyone else used that bed.
:bounce:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 08:12 PM
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28. Still hooked on those Olestra chips, are ya?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 08:15 PM
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29. I'm not as full of shit as I once was...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 08:16 PM
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30. Well, at least you left something that matcom could put in a bag
and leave it on fire at the place across the street
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 08:17 PM
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31. He could have done it every night for a week.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 08:23 PM
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32. They have plugs for that
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 08:23 PM
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33. I'm sure matcom has those too.
:scared:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 08:28 PM
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34. Knowing matcom
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 08:30 PM
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35. That's the "before" picture, isn't it?
I have a feeling that in the "after" picture, the red isn't quite as bright.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:58 PM
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23. 600's only an f/4
And it's dark out there. :scared:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:45 PM
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10. Are they cutting off the blood flow to your brain...
...or the part of your body that actually thinks? :hide:
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:41 PM
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3. it`s the excitement of the season
and the stupidity of the kids parents.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:43 PM
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6. And they cry too much when you play Bigfoot
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:44 PM
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7. no, they cry...
when i pour Jalapeno juice on their heads :eyes:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:45 PM
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9. You're too nice
I pour it in their eyes, then smash it over their stupid crying and imminently crushable heads
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:47 PM
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13. sorry
i'm just a big softy
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:46 PM
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12. I prefer breadcrumbs sprinkled liberally on them such that the parking
lot seagulls have something to go after.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 02:08 PM
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37. You don't know how big those suckers can get
until you opened a cardboard box you thought had a murre in it only to find a gull.

:scared:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:49 PM
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16. I hate those things....
they clog the aisles so that I can't get to the Enemma and beer aisle....
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 02:02 PM
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36. I think my New Year's resolution this time around shall be
Edited on Sat Dec-24-05 02:05 PM by southlandshari
to pretend I never knew any of you very scary people!

:hide:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 02:17 PM
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38. scary?
i'm such a big softy :P
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 02:26 PM
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40. You? Soft?
Edited on Sat Dec-24-05 02:27 PM by southlandshari
I don't think so. Nope. Not at all.

You :scared: me.




































:P
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 02:18 PM
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39. Why thank you! I think they are pretty cute also.
How nice of you to notice!


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