Stop arguing about christmas - Democratic Underground

realisticphish

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Sat Dec-24-05 04:45 AM
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Stop arguing about christmas

after all, doesn't the gospel Luke say....

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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NMMNG

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Sat Dec-24-05 04:48 AM
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1. You're getting it too

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realisticphish

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Sat Dec-24-05 04:53 AM
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2. thank you sir, may i have another!

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NMMNG

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Sat Dec-24-05 05:07 AM
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4. Oh, you're one of those, eh?

:spank:

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realisticphish

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Sat Dec-24-05 05:09 AM
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6. well

i'm not a, say, MATCOM, or anything, but i fall in the middle

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Jamastiene

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Sat Dec-24-05 05:02 AM
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3. Good one.

:rofl:

I should keep a notepad file with the :rofl: smilie already typed so I can laugh at that one for the millionth time. You might be the 999,999th person to tell it. :evilgrin:

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realisticphish

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Sat Dec-24-05 05:08 AM
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5. that would be freakin' awesome

i've only told it twice, too.

and to think i laughed at it once... i thought it was amusing and original :cry:

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Clintmax

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Sat Dec-24-05 06:56 AM
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7. LOL! You got me too...

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

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