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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 06:49 AM
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Everyone, say Happy Birthday to my wife.
Edited on Sat Dec-24-05 06:50 AM by Lochloosa
She always got Chrisbirthday gifts as a child. Make her feel special.





















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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 06:51 AM
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1. Happy Birthday, Mrs. Lochloosa!
:party: :toast:

BTW, this in no way excuses you for not getting her a present. :P
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 06:52 AM
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2. Happy Birthday, Mrs. Lochloosa.
:D
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 06:52 AM
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3. You need to give her triple presents for the Brazilian joke!
Happy Birthday Mrs Lochloosa!
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 06:53 AM
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4. All done I see..
She will get a good one. Trust me!:evilgrin:
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 07:23 AM
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5. Happy birthday Mrs Lochloosa!
:toast: :party:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 07:28 AM
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6. Happy birthday Mrs. Lochloosa......
...you are much more important that "Christ".....:party:
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 07:34 AM
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7. Uh...thanks Robeson....
:shrug:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 07:37 AM
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8. Oh, I'm sorry. As a "heathen" non-believer, I was just saying that your..
...wife's birthday was the most important thing, and that she shouldn't worry about getting it lost in other's "ceramonies"...
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 07:38 AM
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9. Your wife and my husband.
I used to tease his mother that he wasn't what she REALLY wanted that year for christmas.
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 08:26 AM
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11. I'll have to try that one on her mother.
:toast:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 11:41 AM
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13. Your Wife, your Husband, and my Dad!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL!

:party:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 08:06 AM
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10. A very Happy Birthday to Mrs. Lochloosa!!
And a double amount of gifts! :toast: Have a wonderful day! :hi:
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 11:39 AM
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12. Happy Birthday!
I can sort of relate; my birthday is Dec. 27. I too have lived with the shame of the birthday present-in-Christmas-wrap. :D
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