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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:21 AM Original message |
Dude at a bar was complaining about gays who try to "recruit us" |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:24 AM Response to Original message |
1. If dreams don't count |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:26 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. I would say 'delusions' rather than 'dreams' |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:00 AM Response to Reply #1 |
25. what is recruitment? |
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Lex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:25 AM Response to Original message |
2. Sounds like he's worried about being ABLE to be 'recruited.' |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:29 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Indeed |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:32 AM Response to Reply #5 |
8. I'd try to convert you, but |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:48 AM Response to Reply #8 |
18. Don't take too long |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:51 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Okay, I'll pencil you in for 2 PM, your time, on this coming Tuesday |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:59 AM Response to Reply #19 |
23. I'll be sleeping at that time |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:07 AM Response to Reply #23 |
29. Shoot, this'll be easy. She's already at Stage 1 with the Tom Jones module |
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Lex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:32 AM Response to Reply #5 |
9. Me either. |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:28 AM Response to Original message |
4. You call that a debate? |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:34 AM Response to Reply #4 |
11. ...and the Turkish prison...don't forget to ask him if he's ever been |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:35 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Hey handsome! |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:37 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. I is purty much okay. Ha yew? |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:38 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. I already sampled your big throbbing red thing |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:40 AM Response to Reply #15 |
16. You really wanna know? |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:44 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. no |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:52 AM Response to Reply #17 |
20. You said 'bored' |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:55 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. rhymes with gored |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:59 AM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Speaking of which, you're looking horny today... |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:13 AM Response to Reply #22 |
33. Are those really big horns... |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:16 AM Response to Reply #33 |
35. Of course I'm happy to see you! |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:36 AM Response to Reply #35 |
42. You're so silly |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:38 AM Response to Reply #42 |
44. Shake, shake, shake....shake, shake, shake... |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:48 AM Response to Reply #44 |
47. Actually that's a Christmas elf |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:50 AM Response to Reply #47 |
48. Ay, maracas! |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:15 AM Response to Reply #22 |
34. I'll just have to work |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:17 AM Response to Reply #34 |
36. :D |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:30 AM Response to Original message |
6. I'll bet the dude was just butt fucking ugly. |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:34 AM Response to Reply #6 |
10. Hey.... I resent that, I fit that description and the thought never |
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Momgonepostal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:32 AM Response to Original message |
7. Or straight men trying to recruit disinterested straight women |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:35 AM Response to Reply #7 |
13. I've had more luck recruiting lesbians |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 12:59 AM Response to Original message |
24. I've known straight guys who were very flattered to be hit on by gay men |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:12 AM Response to Reply #24 |
31. I have taken it as a compliment, except when |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:18 AM Response to Reply #31 |
37. well if he was using the urinal next to you, no wonder he was impressed! |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:25 AM Response to Reply #37 |
39. Shhh |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:29 AM Response to Reply #39 |
40. well fuck now they're really gonna stare |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:34 AM Response to Reply #40 |
41. No! Nooooo! |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:37 AM Response to Reply #41 |
43. I kept it a secret! |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:40 AM Response to Reply #43 |
45. Say goodnight, Gracie |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:47 AM Response to Reply #45 |
46. goodnight, Gracie |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:51 AM Response to Reply #46 |
49. Mal chemy! |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:52 AM Response to Reply #49 |
50. Is he related to Al? |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 02:23 AM Response to Reply #50 |
51. No, but he's going there |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:01 AM Response to Original message |
26. Some of us are so thick-headed, we don't even notice, no matter what |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:13 AM Response to Reply #26 |
32. Stop talking about me |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:02 AM Response to Original message |
27. He's a moran. |
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6000eliot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:06 AM Response to Original message |
28. Send him this link: |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:12 AM Response to Reply #28 |
30. ..................... |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-26-05 01:21 AM Response to Original message |
38. Did you think to tell him that every time people like him say that |
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