Merry Chris Parnell does the Britney Spears Rap

Listen up bee-otch!

You know she sex me, when she looks my way.
I can't defend me, all I can do is pray for her spare me
from that sweet death ray
But the bitch really wants to take a roll in the hay.
So I say, "Britney baby let's just slow it on down.
You know that you and me could take a spin around town.
Just hop into my rover, roll the window down.

Yo it's a west-side night and im feeling alright
Got Britney down my pants and my gin and Sprite
Yo its a west-side night and I'm feeling alright
Got Britney down my pants and my gin and Sprite.

And so we're mackin, at every mother f ' in light
And I say, "Chill bitch, I got some business tonight."
And then I see them in the opposite lane
That car load of chumps'll know the meaning of pain.

Yo it's a west-side night and I'm feein alright
Got Britney down my pants and my gin and Sprite

So bang bang bang goes my gat into the car,
That's hit number six this week so far.
I know the names, the dirty games,
But tonight their evil will go up in flames.

Yo it's a west-side hit, I got my Mack-10 lit,
Britney get down you dont wanna see this sh....
Yo it's a west-side hit, I got my Mack-10 lit,
Britney get down you dont wanna see this shi...

Some be dyin', some be fryin'
and too much circumstance then you'll be cryin',
so don't be cryin', and Im just dyin'
and then this bitch blows up then they'll be flyin'

Yo its a west-side hit, I got my Mack-10 lit,
Britney get down, you dont wanna see this sh...

Britney Spears is just laughing as we drive away,
and i know tonight I'm gonna get some play
But if she trys to make me stay, she can go to hell,
I got another f ' in date tonight with Sarah Michelle!